Ls4 kill stories
So i guess everyone that doesn't have a lower then 13.5 in 1/4 shot just go shot themselves. Its like srt 8 guys talking **** to you cause they are a little bit faster, **** you are retards, i don't really care to much since you guys clearly needed an ego boost.
I can have some arguments, and thats part of the game, but what can not be change (no matter how hard you try with this stupid thread) is that:
1) This thread is quite possibly the lamest most pathetic thread EVER in this site, possibly the whole internet.
2) More than half of the "kills" narrated here are filled with fiction and BS....not even details that could pinpoint the other car was even racing or against cars you could easily take over, even walking!
3) You own a POS...even if it is "fast" according to you. Boring, passionless cars with no heritage (vast majority of cases), totally forgettable, non relevant...and no, youre not special, you suck....
Just check your latest GM HPP magazine....."tons" of articles on how amazing they are.But please, continue, you are quite a good source of entertainment...at least.
Like you car has any heritage minivan man The Impala has more heritage than any f body read history
Last edited by Mels SS; Jan 15, 2009 at 05:55 PM.
13.72 in this thread - http://www.trailblazerss.com/forums/...howtopic=14462
A man by the name BADSS ran 13.8 with mods - http://www.trailblazerss.com/forums/...howtopic=14351
A guy here runs 13.5 one of the better runs ive seen there http://www.trailblazerss.com/forums/...howtopic=13841
Last edited by oshia86; Jan 15, 2009 at 06:28 PM.
The Best V8 Stories One Small Block at Time
http://autos.canada.com/news/story.h...8-a9090c09cc7f
Of course fanboys cannot look anywhere else except up their asses!

If you call a stupid FWD car a muscle car, believe me this station wagon is way more muscle, for a mile, and looks the part more convincing than your beloved Impala. I bet you we put my Magnum side by side against your FWD boat anchor and measure wich one of the two gets more looks. You should be ashamed that GM gave you that POS and named it Impala, and, even more ashamed that a "station wagon" has more muscle than your joke of a car. Go ahead put one SRT8 Magnum side by side and just ask people around...you will have a true reality check, son.
I suggest YOU start really informing yourself. This thread and this section really makes me ashamed, just how people even think your cars are worth of anything.
Who cares what times you POS does?? Any guy will prefer a WS6, SS, Firehawk, GTA...etc before driving you clown car...make that any true car enthusiast. Hell I prefer driving a Mustang than your "Impala"...guess GM just "impaled" what a great car used to be!
Last edited by chaman; Jan 15, 2009 at 08:28 PM.
The problem with these guy is that everyone's just jumping on the Dodge Charger & Magnum band wagon simply because of rear wheel drive being absent among our domestic vehicles. To me its more of desperation than anything! Chaman don't get in confused, A lot of people call the Magnums, Fagnums and more so Hearses. I would love for someone to pull their Magnum along side my Monte for people to compare the looks! Listen I would have a lot of faith as long as its beside Pall Bearer!! The Dodged Charger is another F-up. (In my opinion) I swear that thing looks like the huge brown Trash/Android collector from Star Wars, same pathetic boat style front end & shape all around, and probaly just as heavy!! The challenger STR8 is a more respectable car in my opinion, although the 1/4 miles are a bit confusing, considering the enourmous horsepower that these motors are equipped with. Is it more than just power to weight ratio?? Last edited by 07carlocrusader; Jan 15, 2009 at 08:46 PM.

Exactly!!!
Hey Charman what do you think of your Dodged logo??
Do you think it reflects within the Drivers and thier attitudes?

The problem with these guy is that everyone's just jumping on the Dodge Charger & Magnum band wagon simply because of rear wheel drive being absent among our domestic vehicles. To me its more of desperation than anything! The challenger STR8 is a more respectable car in my opinion, although the 1/4 miles are a bit confusing, considering the enourmous horsepower that these motors are equipped with. Is it more than just power to weight ratio?? Wow...total nonsense dude! SRT8 transplants into old Mopars is the most popular trend right know. Those that laugh are just ignorant and possibly jealous that this new engine puts out power levels, at times, higher than old HEMIs...and more efficiently too. The new HEMIs have true henispheric combustion chambers, in case you try to bring that argument into the equation...They are indeed HEMIs......
Desperation is buying FWD crap cars just because they are from GM...and then try to "muscled" them up inventing those stories of "kills" like the ones in this thread...thats desperation, son. Desperation is buying a new bastardized Impala.
LoL and don't you mean hemispherical?
Are you serious?? Thats your argument??
And whats wrong with a vagina....you find them funny?? I dont...I love them but maybe you dont....Thats why you bought a gay car!! Thanks for clearing that up!
This new car has a 400 dollar torque arm to make me hook, However at 50 mph just jumping on the throttle in 2nd gear I blew the tires off. With the same tires as before.
It's a fun/ fast car






