94 trans am im keepin it!
So while i was getting surgeries and resting dad kept me updated, needed a fuel pump mainly, and my uncle kept cranking it which then killed the battery, so a cash for clunkers battery went in along with the pump, started right up. Then changed the oil, ran it for a bit and changed it again just to make sure it was clean. The tires were some nice michelin pilots on the swirled 16x8 wheels but were over 10 years old and fell apart when put on the tire machine, they were swapped with some gentry used firehawks my dad managed to get off a firebird that was getting new tires at the dealership. next new brake pads and rotors went all around. We really just needed to find a day to take it home carefully with no legit tags, regi or insurance. Butttttt, the dealership had problems with guys going in a cutting out cats and guess whos cat got picked after the 3rd or 4th hit on the building, mine! So a magnalflow cat was ordered and installed and then carefully driven home so it wouldnt be vandalized again. The car sat while i recovered, then when washing my daily (87 monte ss) i washed and surveyed what the TA had to offer.
took this very horrible picture of the washed t/a and monte

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So i was at a cross between the two cars, couldnt keep both really, trans am had 150k on it in rough shape, but i couldnt keep driving the monte, the A/C was horrible, the t tops leaked and i got horrible wind noise, all which were impossible to fix completely. The trans am had everything a new car was, 4 wheel disc, fuel injection, doors that actually seal, t tops that didnt leak, and an actual air conditioner and not a mouse breathing on you for a high fan setting. But like i said i didnt like the trans am at first, while recovering from surgery i was bored, my car was in the dealer for a new trans so i hopped in my transgender (what i call it) i got in, it was small, im 6ft 270lbs and im used to the fit 4 adults interior of my gbody. The powersteering was heavy, not the 1-fingered steering i got with my gbody. Also as i put something down on the passenger seat im like looking at the floor at the ugly engineering flaw that is the catalitic converter hump. So im like, who cares, i wanna drive, just around the block, I had minimal time driving stick but the t56 was gentle, didnt get out of 3rd or a bit over 35mph but i liked it. Pulled the car back in the driveway, fiddled with the flip up lights, one which made a nails-on-a-chalkboard noise for about 15 seconds before it realized that the lights were indeed flipped down, and there was no need to run the motor anymore. I popped the hood, ive seen pictures but this was indeed a horror story of an engine bay. 150k on it and i was going to stick my hands in that and work on it? I closed the hood, went inside and then convinced my dad with number white trash jokes and facts why we should sell it and possibly turn a profit.
My dad picks up cars like stray dogs and just wanted to throw more money into it, the plug that clears the code so you can bypass the skip shift for the t56, a new compressor so the car could actually hold freon, i just wanted it gone. A few days ago my dad is taking the plates off of his car and putting them on the TA. "lets take a ride into philly"(20 minutes away) so i get into the transgender and we set out, we take turns driving, hitting exit ramps way better than my monte ever did, even with aftermarket suspension. No more lame 200R4 with no clue what gear it should be in, no windnoise on the highway, and if it rained that day not a drop inside, also 1900 RPM AT 80 MPH!!not mention just the fan blowing on me with no freon was better than my monte AC with freon. Suddenly i wanted the transgender, i wanted to drive the trans am with the t tops off, own a meth lab, impregnate my girlfriend of 2 weeks and just move away because i had a transgender.
So thats the story, this week im looking at insuring it, checking a few things over on it and getting it on the road. Going to eventually sell the monte (vortec 350, UMI suspension, recent painjob, etc.) For parts that will inevitably go into the transgender when it breaks. Also sorry about the novel and only 1 pic, acutally heres another pic when it first got dropped off at the dealer.
Last edited by devildog214; Nov 18, 2013 at 08:10 PM.
If it came stock with the T56, you have 3.42s. If it came w/ a 4L60E, then you'll have 3.23s. That's assuming nobody has messed with the rear yet, which seems to be the case. The factory tach is garbage, but my 95 Formula M6 w/ 3.42 rear gears runs about the same rpm as yours at 80 mph.
If you go H/C, I'd suggest replacing the rear w/ something a bit more sturdy instead of rebuilding the stock glass 10 bolt if you play rough on it. For the skipshift, just deal with it for the time being then when you start upgrading and get a tune, get it tuned out.
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Good luck with it. Id take it off your hands in a heart beat.
Those paint problems are minor compared to others too lol.
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Picked up these sweet ws6 17x9s for only 200 bucks, wont be keeping them black, maybe a silver or dark grey. Going with some sort of 275/40 allseason. Also going with just a stock clutch, few little bits came in the mail for me like the power window switch, motor and lock actuator.

You will like the way it handles on the 275/40/17's it will stick much better in the corners.
BTW I am 6'2 265lbs and these cars fit me like a glove I have had 5 4th gens and still own 2 of them.







