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Old Oct 15, 2005 | 10:11 AM
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So I went for my emissions test this morning.

I pulled in and the guy says," Damn bro, that thing sounds mean." I said, "Yeah, shes a pissed off that she has to come in for a test."

So he hooks the cable to the OBDII port and says it should take a few minutes. About twenty seconds later...the printer starts printing out the test results. **PASS**

The guy starts laughing and says, "Man, it's amazing what you can do to these computers." I said, "Yep!" With a grin on my face. He says, " You have all your emissions equipment on there right?" I said, "Oh yeah, it's illegal to remove any of that stuff." He says, "Alright get outta here."

I opened the cutout and flased the converter on the way out and left a cloud of smoke.



Thanks, to Matt and Marcin for making this story possible.
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Old Oct 15, 2005 | 11:06 AM
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Ha Ha, glad you passed man! I have my car back if you want my bin. No surging, idles better, more power Are you going to the MFBA meet on the 22nd?
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Old Oct 15, 2005 | 11:12 AM
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I remember living a similar story back in '04 when my WS6 went in for it's first test. Lopey idle, aroma of raw exhaust, passed the test within 30 seconds.

The guys testing cars in other lanes even came over to ask me questions about the car.
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Old Oct 15, 2005 | 12:20 PM
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This kinds of storys always make me feel all warm and fuzzy
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Old Oct 15, 2005 | 06:20 PM
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OBD-II testing is my favorite!
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Old Oct 15, 2005 | 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by mdblackz28
Ha Ha, glad you passed man! I have my car back if you want my bin. No surging, idles better, more power Are you going to the MFBA meet on the 22nd?
Can't make it that day. My band is playing a gig that day. I would still like to try the file maybe we can get together another day soon.
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Old Oct 15, 2005 | 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by RPM WS6
I remember living a similar story back in '04 when my WS6 went in for it's first test. Lopey idle, aroma of raw exhaust, passed the test within 30 seconds.

The guys testing cars in other lanes even came over to ask me questions about the car.
It's great isn't it...when all the employees are there looking at your car all dumbfounded.
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hey brian what spring tool do you have?
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Old Oct 15, 2005 | 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Moparnos
hey brian what spring tool do you have?
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Old Oct 15, 2005 | 09:42 PM
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hehehe, it's good stuff ain't it?
Josh, another dude on this board, passed ODB2 tests with his Trex/m6 combo, so i gotta say thank you to all the morons in the govt that think computers don't make mistakes.
HACK THE PLANET!
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Old Oct 15, 2005 | 10:58 PM
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No problems here either, didn't even bother capping the cutout that day. Pulled in, they plugged in their little gadget and told me to have a nice day. No questions at all.

the guys at speed assured me there would be no problem (as long as they don't look underneath).
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Originally Posted by mdblackz28
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Old Oct 16, 2005 | 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Moparnos
hey brian what spring tool do you have?
Sent you a PM
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Old Oct 16, 2005 | 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by RedHardSupra
hehehe, it's good stuff ain't it?
Josh, another dude on this board, passed ODB2 tests with his Trex/m6 combo, so i gotta say thank you to all the morons in the govt that think computers don't make mistakes.
HACK THE PLANET!

you know it bro.
When you gonna come back to chi-town to visit?
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Old Oct 16, 2005 | 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by SSPEEDY
No problems here either, didn't even bother capping the cutout that day. Pulled in, they plugged in their little gadget and told me to have a nice day. No questions at all.

the guys at speed assured me there would be no problem (as long as they don't look underneath).
I left my cutout closed during the test.....the cam makes the car awful loud through the cutout
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Old Oct 16, 2005 | 03:09 PM
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Mine passed with Hookers/ORY/Loudmouth... I love this country,
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Old Oct 16, 2005 | 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Moparnos
hey brian what spring tool do you have?
your a tool
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Old Oct 16, 2005 | 05:55 PM
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I gotta test mine before they change the rules.
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Old Oct 16, 2005 | 06:19 PM
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I doubt they will, changing anything costs money
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Old Oct 16, 2005 | 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by 88monte
your a tool
That wasn't very nice
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