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Old Jun 19, 2007 | 09:55 PM
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Cogs Love Fat Chicks
and he likes to shut down route 66

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Old Jun 19, 2007 | 09:57 PM
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How's that saying go? Something about a moped?
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Old Jun 19, 2007 | 11:27 PM
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you like fat chicks




So who got on your screen name?
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Old Jun 19, 2007 | 11:38 PM
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Old Jun 19, 2007 | 11:52 PM
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Sweet, you can be my wingman!
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 12:12 AM
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lmao so was this cogs?
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 01:11 AM
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hahaha " nailing a fat chick is like riding a moped, its all fun and games till your friends see you riding it"
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 05:35 AM
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haha, I like how no one noticed the second part.

And fat chicks only happen after many many jager bombs...
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 12:19 PM
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LMAO... you know if you really love fat chicks you should go "Hogging"

For those that dont know what this is... You go to a bar with some friends place a bet to see who goes home with the ugliest/fattest girl in the bar. DONT come in 2nd cause u get no money and a fat ugly f*!!!!
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 04:20 PM
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Thanks Cogs for shutting the track down right as I was about to make a 11 second pass.......you son of a bitch. Did your car make it home alright?
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 09:10 PM
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Haha, no problem, I try.

Yeah, I know you were so close to that 11 second pass give or take a few seconds...lol

And fortunately I made it home fine and even made it to work this morning. I still don't understand how a radiator hose pops off like that.
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 09:46 PM
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thanks cogs...i was gonna race my race car last night too.

pfffft.
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by xpndbl3
thanks cogs...i was gonna race my race car last night too.

pfffft.
Pfffft, you wouldn't pass inspection. Didn't you know that if you break 15 seconds in the quarter with a third gen you have to be sporting a mullet???
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 09:55 PM
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psssh i got one already

oh yea.....next time remove the flippy headlight to run the time you wanted to run, or leave the back seat out, or just take a dump beforehand.
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by xpndbl3
psssh i got one already

oh yea.....next time remove the flippy headlight to run the time you wanted to run, or leave the back seat out, or just take a dump beforehand.
Man, I was all set to get into the 12s, not only did I take a **** beforehand to lose weight, but i got rid of that extra gallon of water I had laying in the backseat. That floppy headlight just adds character to my beater *** LS1. Again, Thanks Cogs
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Old Jun 21, 2007 | 03:32 PM
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Dont worry about it. You would have just made another 13 second pass and been disappointed again. You'll be stuck in the 13s forever. So I just saved you from being disappointed.
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