TheChad1371

Ridin down the river on a **** house door
Just me and my dog an a two dollar *****
******* so big you can't fit them in a bucket
***** so rank my dog wouldn't **** it

TheChad1371

I don't want no teenage queen
I just want my M14
If I die in the combat zone
Box me up and ship me home
Pin my medals upon my chest
Tell my mom I've done my best

Mamma and Pappa were lyin' in bed
Mamma rolled over this is what she said
Now gimme some
Now gimme some!
PT!
PT!
Good for you
And good for me
Up in the morning to the risin' sun
Gonna run all day, til' the running's done
Ho-Chi-Minh is a son of a ***** (Ho-Chi-Minh can be substituted for Osama bin-Laden)
Got the blue ***** crabs and the seven year itch
I love workin' for Uncle Sam
Lets me know just who I am
One, two, three, four, United States Marine Corps
One, two, three, four, I love the Marine Corps
My Corps
Your Corps
Our Corps
Marine Corps!

I dont know but I've been told
Eskimo ***** is mighty cold
Mmm good
Feels good
Is good
Real good
Tastes good
Mighty good
Good for me
And good for you

TheChad1371

You can keep your Army khaki,
You can keep your Navy blue,
I have the World's best fighting man,
To introduce to you
His uniform is different,
The best you've ever seen,
The Germans called him "Devil Dog"
His real name is "Marine."
He was born on Parris Island,
The place where God forgot.
The sand is eighteen inches deep,
The sun is blazing hot.
He gets up every morning,
Before the rising sun.
He'll run a hundred miles and more,
Before the day is done.
He's deadly with a rifle,
A bayonet made of steel.
He took the Warrior's calling card,
He's mastered how to kill.
And when he gets to Heaven,
St. Peter he will tell,
One more Marine reporting, sir,
I've spent my time in Hell.
So listen, all you young girls,
To what I have to say;
Go find yourself a young Marine,
To love you everyday.
He'll hug you and he'll kiss you,
And treat you like a queen,
There is no better Fighting Man,
The United States Marine

TheChad1371

When I die bury me deep.
With two crossed rifles laid beneath my feet
And by my side a .45 I wear,
And dont forget to pack my PT gear
Because early one mornin' around zero-five,
The grounds gonna shake there'll be thunder in the sky
Don't you get alarmed Don't you come undone.
It's just me and Chesty Puller on a PT run.


Back in 1775
My Marine Corps came alive.
First there came the color blue,
to show the world that we are true.
Next there came the color red,
to show the world the blood we shed.
Finally there came the color green
to show the world that we are mean.


When my Grannie was 91
she did PT just for fun
When my Grannie was 92
she did PT better than you
When my Grannie was 93
she did PT better than me
When my Grannie was 94
she did PT more and more
When my Grannie was 95
she did PT to stay alive
When my Grannie was 96
she did PT just for kicks
When my Grannie was 97
she up..and died...and went to heaven
When my Grannie was 98
she did PT at the pearly gates
When my Grannie was 99
she was doin' the double time!


Born in the woods.
Raised by a bear.
I gotta double set of jaw teeth.
and a triple coat of hair.
Two brass *****.
and a cast-iron rod.
I'm a mean devil dog,
a Marine by God.

TheChad1371

I wish, I wish, I wish all the ladies
Were bells on a tower
And I was the bellboy
I'd bang 'em by the hour

I wish, I wish, I wish all the ladies
Were pies on a shelf
And I was the baker
I'd eat 'em all myself

I wish, I wish, I wish all the ladies
Were holes on a road
And I was the dumptruck
I'd fill 'em with my load

I wish, I wish, I wish all the ladies
Were bricks in a pile
And I was the mason
I'd lay 'em all like tile

TheChad1371

Thunder, lighting, drizzle, and rain nothing but PT on my brain-3x
left foot-2x
good foot-2x
1,2,3,4 MARINE CORE!!!-3x
This is what you asked for- 3x
1,2,3,4,UNITED STATES MARINE CORE!! 2x
1,2,3,4, mighty mighty Marine Core
Back in 1775 our Marine Core came alive
first came the color GOLD
shows the world that we are BOLD
then came the color RED
shows the world the BLOOD WE SHED
then came the color GREEN
shows the world that we are MEAN
then came the color BLUE
shows the world that we are TRUE
1,2,3,4, I LOVE THE MARINE CORE!!!
1,2,3,4, AND THAT'S WHAT I'LL DIE FOR!!!
1,2,3,4, GOD BLESS THE MARINE CORE

dantastic01SS

iTrader: (10)

I got in trouble one time for this one once..

"I got a date with the CGs daughter
CG CG you're a sucker
You don't know but I'm gonna **** her."

It was worth it though.