napalm sticks to kids




(im going to to hell i know, and i'm hoping to grab an a10 so go figure)

 

Can't spell WIMP with out the MP. LOL

Dude. I love the older cadenses. This new **** is so damn lame. We are in the business of killing people, but we have to tone down the harsh language because we might offend someone??? I never understood that logic one bit.

Jarrod. I'm still ******* sitting in Kuwait man. God I can't actually wait to get into Baghadad. GET ON YAHOO MAN.

 

Man, you guys really are bored So am I so I guess I'll play along:

Modified C-130 (bounced off the runway, did a backflip... someone made it up in C-school and it just stuck with me

The "I can go to ______, like this" cadences

"Sittin on a boat 10 miles from shore, me my dog and a Tijuana *****. **** were so big you could put em in a bucket, but her face was so ugly that my dog wouldn't **** it"

I have a few originals I made up just for kicks and people love em, don't feel like typing them all out right now though

 

Are you a fellow "BATTLE"...??????????

 

When I die bury me deep.
With two crossed rifles laid beneath my feet
And by my side a .45 I wear,
And dont forget to pack my PT gear
Because early one mornin' around zero-five,
The grounds gonna shake there'll be thunder in the sky
Don't you get alarmed Don't you come undone.
It's just me and Chesty Puller on a PT run.

 

I heard a good cadence in my old unit, but I don't remember all of it. It starts out:

"C-130 rollin' down the strip" (formation groans )
"Well, I don't give a flyin ****"
"747 is the plane for me"
" 'Cause I like flyin' in luxury"

Airborne guys were getting bent out of shape cuz us legs were ******* up their precious C-130 cadence.... Funny stuff. My other favorite is this one which I can't do anymore..

"Left right left right left right kill"
"Left right left right, you know we will"
"I went to the market, where all the mommies shop"
"Pulled out my k-bar, and I began to chop"
"Ohhh, left right left right left right kill"
"Left right left right you know we will"
"I went to the playground, where all the kiddies play"
"Pulled out my Uzi, and I began to spray"
"Ohhh, left right left right left right kill"
"Left right left right you know we will"
"Went to the airport, where all the planes fly"
"Fired my bazooka, and blew them out the sky"
"Ohhh, left right left right left right kill"
"Left right left right you know we will"

Good stuff.

 

okay so I have to get in on this, lets see

I wish all the ladies were bells in the tower, I'd be the bellman and bang 'em every hour.
I wish all the ladies were pies on a shelf , I'd be the baker and eat 'em all myself.
I wish all the ladies were holes in the road, I'd be the dump truck, I'd fill 'em with my load.

Burn the village kill the people, line them up in village square, do it on a sunday moring while they're on their way to prayer. Throw some candy in the courtyard watch the kiddies gather round, lock and load my .50 caliber and mow those little fckers down!

S&M man is good to, what are the lyrics to that?

 

Being an Engineer, I would say the "Engineer Song".
There are 12 versus and a Chorus.
The first verse says it all:

My father was a miner in the upper Malamute
My mother was a hostess in a house of irripute
They threw me out of house and home while in my tender years
So I told them all to go to Hell and I joined the Engineers

chorus:
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers
we can, we can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 beers
drink up, drink up, drink up, drink up and come along with us
Cause we don't give a damn 'bout any old man
Who don't give a damn 'bout us.

 

This one is a little old school, I hope it is not to vulger.

O I love the little girls, some with striat hair some with curls.
When they scream, when they whine I kick them them in their fu*king spine.
So grab your girlfrined buy the hair throw her down the fu*king stairs.
Have her stick her finger up your butt , twist your prostate till you nut.

You realy can't run around post screaming that any more, or:

I went to the market where all the al-queada shop, I pull mashetti and I begin to chop
I went to the school yard where all the kiddies play, I threw down some candy I whip out my 60 and I begin to spray
I wen to the church where all the muslims pray pulled out my uzi and I begin to spray
Kill al queada, burn the village, rape the women you'll feel better when you do

 

I see you're from Latrobe... I am from near there. One of my soldiers from Ft Ord (long time ago) is from there. He should be there now. He ETS'd in 93.

"33"

 

lol lets see.


when my grand mother was 91.. she did pt just for fun. when my Grand mother was 92 she did pt just for you. when my grand mother was 93 she did pt better than me.. so on

their is also the great.... somebody aint gonna make it... their weak little bodies cant take it... dont let your dingle dangle dangle in the sand.... pick up your dingle dangle and put in your hand.


and their is the thunder/ lightning something something. fell in water.. somethign somethign should we throw them a rope

then their is my fav. the boots..... boots.... boots on your left right... booots on your left right... hey private... quit looking at me.. hey private you better eat that mre..