View Poll Results: Best (cheesiest) Fast n Furious quote vote....
"Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning."
2.47%
"You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block, and replace the piston rings you fried."
41.87%
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time, nothing else matters, for those ten seconds or less, I'm free."
18.20%
"You know what? This will decimate all... after we put about fifteen grand or more under the hood. If we have to, overnight some parts from Japan."
12.37%
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Poll: Vote for the cheesiest FNF movie quotes here!
08-20-2004, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by bigMAC
I believe in the movie, Vin Diesel said that the charger ran 9 seconds flat
I voted for the "Its not how you stand by your car, Its how you race your car."
Me and my cousin always say rappers have the stupidest lines in movies...Also, why does everyone say the Supra runs 10s...In the movie they said they were building a 10 second car, but they never said it ran 10s, did they?
08-20-2004, 03:21 AM
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I think these were cheesy as well... "You Will Blow Yourself To Bits!" and "Nice Car, What's The Retail On One Of Those... More Than You Can Afford, Ferrari."
WTF... Who says that?
WTF... Who says that?
08-20-2004, 04:17 AM
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Had to go with number 3. Too many quality bits in there not to vote for- "double clutchin", "blow the welds on the intake", and just the thought of him getting away from the cops after his rings took a ****.
08-20-2004, 04:35 AM
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I think we all know a little too much about the movie...good, I thought I was the only one. My vote is for the one from Hector about his last name. That movie had more stereotypes than the 60's.
08-20-2004, 09:08 AM
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As bad as the quotes from this movie were it must be admitted that Gone In 60 Seconds had some rather horrible ones as well. ie. '...begging to be plucked...then I just BLAST to Palm Springs, feeling that much better, etc' However it did have some redeeming factors:
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Angelina Jolie in coveralls
3. Angelina Jolie with grease
4. Angelina Jolie driving bad *** cars
5. Angelina Jolie seemingly getting off by being around bad *** cars
6. Angelina Jolie making sexual innuendos about car components
7. Sphinx
8. Ellenor
9. No one seemed to want any rice burners stolen
OK I'm done didn't mean to steal the thunder.
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Angelina Jolie in coveralls
3. Angelina Jolie with grease
4. Angelina Jolie driving bad *** cars
5. Angelina Jolie seemingly getting off by being around bad *** cars
6. Angelina Jolie making sexual innuendos about car components
7. Sphinx
8. Ellenor
9. No one seemed to want any rice burners stolen
OK I'm done didn't mean to steal the thunder.
08-20-2004, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by mySStery_machine
As bad as the quotes from this movie were it must be admitted that Gone In 60 Seconds had some rather horrible ones as well. ie. '...begging to be plucked...then I just BLAST to Palm Springs, feeling that much better, etc' However it did have some redeeming factors:
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Angelina Jolie in coveralls
3. Angelina Jolie with grease
4. Angelina Jolie driving bad *** cars
5. Angelina Jolie seemingly getting off by being around bad *** cars
6. Angelina Jolie making sexual innuendos about car components
7. Sphinx
8. Ellenor
9. No one seemed to want any rice burners stolen
OK I'm done didn't mean to steal the thunder.
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Angelina Jolie in coveralls
3. Angelina Jolie with grease
4. Angelina Jolie driving bad *** cars
5. Angelina Jolie seemingly getting off by being around bad *** cars
6. Angelina Jolie making sexual innuendos about car components
7. Sphinx
8. Ellenor
9. No one seemed to want any rice burners stolen
OK I'm done didn't mean to steal the thunder.
08-20-2004, 09:46 AM
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I love the movie as well and purchased the two original versions and the remake with Cage. Don't get me wrong fun movie none the less. I merely meant that FNF was not the ONLY badly written car movie. The Rock with Cage I thought was good, AND they wrecked a lot of things to include the Ferrari.
08-20-2004, 01:23 PM
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umm..
"you can have any beer in the house as long as its a corona".
"...but if i win i get the cash and the respect"
"he has enough Nos to blow himself up"
and several others..
"you can have any beer in the house as long as its a corona".
"...but if i win i get the cash and the respect"
"he has enough Nos to blow himself up"
and several others..
08-20-2004, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by enisguy
Had to go with number 3. Too many quality bits in there not to vote for- "double clutchin", "blow the welds on the intake", and just the thought of him getting away from the cops after his rings took a ****.
08-20-2004, 03:45 PM
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you know...I'm embarassed to say I even remember stuff from that movie, but I beleive that the best quote would have been (and I'm paraphrasing here) the part were the one guys showing the charger to the other and was explaining how his dad died in a drag race going into the first corner!!??? 
pmh
pmh
09-03-2004, 02:16 PM
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^ That, and who the **** granny shifts when racing?? As I recall, racing means "the first one to the finish wins", and granny shifting will CERTAINLY NOT help you be that first person!
Also, the whole passenger-side floor panel falling out? WTF was up with that gay ****! I guess when he picked Vin Diesel up from the cops, he had to tuck his knees under his chin with his feet on the seat since there wasn't a floor to put them on. 
Also, that first drag race in the city..... had to have been THE longest 1/4 mile race I've ever watched. What should have taken 14-17 seconds (between all the cars, lol), took about a whole ******' minute!
God, just everything about that movie pisses me off. It's not even entertaining; it's just too stupid!
Also, the whole passenger-side floor panel falling out?
WTF was up with that gay ****! I guess when he picked Vin Diesel up from the cops, he had to tuck his knees under his chin with his feet on the seat since there wasn't a floor to put them on. Also, that first drag race in the city..... had to have been THE longest 1/4 mile race I've ever watched. What should have taken 14-17 seconds (between all the cars, lol), took about a whole ******' minute!
God, just everything about that movie pisses me off. It's not even entertaining; it's just too stupid!
09-03-2004, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by TransAm52804
Also, the whole passenger-side floor panel falling out? WTF was up with that gay ****! I guess when he picked Vin Diesel up from the cops, he had to tuck his knees under his chin with his feet on the seat since there wasn't a floor to put them on.
WTF was up with that gay ****! I guess when he picked Vin Diesel up from the cops, he had to tuck his knees under his chin with his feet on the seat since there wasn't a floor to put them on.