a little Mexican humor
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Originally Posted by redline.inc
A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He
puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look,
I'm a white boy."
His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your father". He goes
to
his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy." His
dad slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother."
The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says "Mira, abuelita, I'm a
white boy " His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to
his mother.
His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?" To which the
boy replies,
"Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate
you Mexicans."
I am Mexican myself, so don't get mad.
puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look,
I'm a white boy."
His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your father". He goes
to
his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy." His
dad slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother."
The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says "Mira, abuelita, I'm a
white boy " His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to
his mother.
His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?" To which the
boy replies,
"Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate
you Mexicans."
I am Mexican myself, so don't get mad.
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Same Joke
I heard that first joke but the kid was white and he put black pudding on his face i.e african american but still funny as hell.
Like the mexican version better since i'm mexican
Like the mexican version better since i'm mexican
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I just watched that "George Lopez:Why You Cry" on Comedy Central (it'll be on tonight also at 8:00pm ^i'm in Florida^ on comedy Central) He's HILARIOUS!
I mention this because he's Mexican and he talks about his life when he was growing up and stuff like that. It's great.
I mention this because he's Mexican and he talks about his life when he was growing up and stuff like that. It's great.