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Old Dec 23, 2004 | 04:35 PM
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Boyce is this the story you were talking about last night?


http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=174945

or this one?

http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=418651

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Old Dec 23, 2004 | 05:34 PM
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Holy **** Boyce, you da man. I swear I was actually laughing out loud reading the story LOL
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Old Dec 23, 2004 | 10:03 PM
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Those are great, the VR6 story is still my favorite kill story of all time.
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Old Dec 23, 2004 | 10:35 PM
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yup the first one is the one that got me in hot water
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Old Dec 24, 2004 | 03:27 AM
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Those are both classic. Funnier than hell. I could not stop laughing.
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Old Dec 24, 2004 | 03:49 AM
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that story is too good, if i did not know boyce i would think it's true, But what i really like was all the honda guys trying to get on his nuts, damn how pathetic.
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Old Dec 24, 2004 | 10:31 AM
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THANKS FOR THE EARLY XMAS PRESENT......that was precious!!!!!!!!

THe wife thinks you're cruel Ellis!
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Old Dec 24, 2004 | 12:05 PM
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DANG! The CZ28 side was gone. had some good stuff there.

Cuel? I like evil Evil is more then a state of mind

Evil is the feeling you get just before the loud pedal hits the floor..hard. You know the guy in the other lane has about a 0.0001% chance of beating you.... and you just gave him the hit and two cars

Evil Is LETTING the Ferrari blow by you only to go back by him like he was standing still before he getts half a car away!

Evil was me giving out details on a race that never happened only to make it entirely believable
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Old Dec 24, 2004 | 12:11 PM
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Old Dec 24, 2004 | 12:14 PM
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I had forgotten about that story lol ! It was a good one
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Old Dec 26, 2004 | 07:50 PM
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Actually the second one is a true story. Happened right byt the Canyons restaraunt in canyon park. The only bogus part is the notebook thing at the end.

Damn, talk about bringing something back from the dead.
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Old Dec 27, 2004 | 08:00 AM
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That had to be one of the funniest stories I have ever read. Hey Boyce, I think you are in the wrong line of work. With that imagination you could be making loads of $ writing letters for Penthouse Forum.
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Old Dec 27, 2004 | 10:52 AM
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While I was reading I kept wondering about the 2500 posts you have on a Honda Forum??? WTF??? Why do you go on there so much?
Just to mess with them?
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Old Dec 27, 2004 | 10:59 AM
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the "kills" forum there is actually made up of car enthusiasts more than Honda die hards. they all respect a fast car. There is also alot of good knowlege that gets thrown around there from time to time. The mods there (and the regulars for that matter) cant stand it when someone gets in there talking "yO , my shiZZl3 smOk3d yO a$$".

I dont go there much more. But have met a few of the guys on that forum from the San Diego area.
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Old Dec 27, 2004 | 11:03 AM
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Ah, I see. BTW I liked your stories. I remember hearing that one from Ellis. When is your next race? Congrats on the GMHTP article!!!!
So you going to come over and check out my forum?
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I have stopped by there a couple of times and read some of the aussie stuff. I'll try to get a few posts over there here soon.
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Old Dec 27, 2004 | 11:24 AM
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Thanks, your knowledge on open road racing would be very apretiated.
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Old May 15, 2005 | 03:15 PM
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*bump* needed a laugh today
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Old May 16, 2005 | 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by 99LSS1
That had to be one of the funniest stories I have ever read. Hey Boyce, I think you are in the wrong line of work. With that imagination you could be making loads of $ writing letters for Penthouse Forum.
HOLY **** you are killing me over here..........my only change to the above is that you should be writing fiction........people would pay a lot of $$ to laugh like that. Not to mention the attention to detail you have....most impressive.
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