A funny for you all
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From: Moxee, WA
A funny for you all Beware what you say to your wives, men ... you may get it back 10-fold
FIRM THIS!
One morning while she was making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your
control top panty hose".
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts
and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his
"wackie." With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this
up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your
brother."
FIRM THIS!
One morning while she was making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your
control top panty hose".
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts
and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his
"wackie." With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this
up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your
brother."
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From: Monroe, Washington
Originally Posted by NautyAngel
Beware what you say to your wives, men ... you may get it back 10-fold
FIRM THIS!
One morning while she was making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your
control top panty hose".
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts
and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his
"wackie." With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this
up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your
brother."
FIRM THIS!
One morning while she was making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your
control top panty hose".
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts
and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his
"wackie." With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this
up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your
brother."
