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Sad but true.... A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"
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Originally Posted by CHarris
Sshhh... we're supposed to make the others (i.e. the old guys...) feel like they aren't being shorted... LOL
Well at least you get the tax break bastards!
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Originally Posted by howierd42
That is very funny, Mark. Now I know I am never getting married.
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Originally Posted by Rottluver
Naw dude, don't let that stop ya.......my wife had tons of sex while we were married, just rarely with me.
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(I dont feel like logging out and in. This is Angi - AKA "The Wife")
Wellllll ... in my opinion, men are strictly at fault if they arent getting it enough, because they must simply just not be giving it up enough!
Of course, 12 condoms would mean one day of sex and 11 of allergic reaction to the stupid thing ... but ditch the condoms and as far as I am concerned, 12 days is the minimum amount of days in 2 weeks that my husband should be having sex ... with ME!
But that's just me ... Tom is always complaining about how I abuse him lol
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Wellllll ... in my opinion, men are strictly at fault if they arent getting it enough, because they must simply just not be giving it up enough!
Of course, 12 condoms would mean one day of sex and 11 of allergic reaction to the stupid thing ... but ditch the condoms and as far as I am concerned, 12 days is the minimum amount of days in 2 weeks that my husband should be having sex ... with ME! But that's just me ... Tom is always complaining about how I abuse him lol
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You know, this IS a joke thread. (at least as far as I'm concerned....I married a nymph! 
) I probably get more by accident than Rey gets on purpose. How is Rosie doing Rey?
) I probably get more by accident than Rey gets on purpose. How is Rosie doing Rey?
Originally Posted by WAHUSKER
You know, this IS a joke thread. (at least as far as I'm concerned....I married a nymph! ) I probably get more by accident than Rey gets on purpose. How is Rosie doing Rey?
) I probably get more by accident than Rey gets on purpose. How is Rosie doing Rey? 
HA, its already been proven that wedding cake is the single best way to kill a womans libedo. For you young guys, dont have cake at the wedding, have cheese burgers or something. ANYTHING but wedding cake.
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Originally Posted by slowpokez28
no really don't let that stop you.it does happen a perfect match where nobody cheats and the sex is frequent. Just my 2 cents
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Originally Posted by Rottluver
I know, I was just attempting to add to the humor of the thread........my bad.