A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son... Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"

 

LOL that's a good one

 

Sad but true is so right! and that's so Wrong! Hahaha

 

LMAO!!! How true is that.

 

hahahahahaha

 

Makes me wanna go get up to something right now... then I'd need the bakers dozen pack...lol

 

It's good being 22, is all I'll say.

 

Sshhh... we're supposed to make the others (i.e. the old guys...) feel like they aren't being shorted... LOL

 

Oh...nevermind.....uhhhhhhh......yeah......damn I can't come up w/ a lie.

Well at least you get the tax break bastards!

 

That is very funny, Mark. Now I know I am never getting married.

 

Naw dude, don't let that stop ya.......my wife had tons of sex while we were married, just rarely with me.

 

i better not comment on this subject nobody will believe me so i will let nauty explain.

 

no really don't let that stop you.it does happen a perfect match where nobody cheats and the sex is frequent. Just my 2 cents

 

 

(I dont feel like logging out and in. This is Angi - AKA "The Wife")

Wellllll ... in my opinion, men are strictly at fault if they arent getting it enough, because they must simply just not be giving it up enough! Of course, 12 condoms would mean one day of sex and 11 of allergic reaction to the stupid thing ... but ditch the condoms and as far as I am concerned, 12 days is the minimum amount of days in 2 weeks that my husband should be having sex ... with ME!

But that's just me ... Tom is always complaining about how I abuse him lol

naughtyangel

 

You know, this IS a joke thread. (at least as far as I'm concerned....I married a nymph! ) I probably get more by accident than Rey gets on purpose. How is Rosie doing Rey?

 

Due to this being a WORLD WIDE WEB, I will have to agree w/ you there mark. But at least my good times aren't determined by that little blue pill. lol

 

HA, its already been proven that wedding cake is the single best way to kill a womans libedo. For you young guys, dont have cake at the wedding, have cheese burgers or something. ANYTHING but wedding cake.

 

I know, I was just attempting to add to the humor of the thread........my bad.

 

I'm sorry darrin my post was not clear what i should have said "no really don't let that stop you.it does happen a perfect match where nobody cheats and the sex is frequent Until your wife comes home and makes you get out of the bathroom to do yard work.