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06-14-2006, 12:18 PM
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Blonde car joke... Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer.
A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked,
"What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of
The engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and
Asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up
And asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:
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A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked,
"What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of
The engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and
Asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up
And asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:
Click here...
06-14-2006, 02:08 PM
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got another blonde car joke
a man locks his keys in his car at his office... he calls the local lock smith to come out and open his car...
the locksmith comes out, and she happens to be a very attractive but yet very ditzy blonde....
anyway she gets to work on the car, about 30 minutes later he comes out of the office to see the drivers side door wide open....and she is working on the passenger side.... he looks at her with a puzzled look and says "miss, the drivers side door is open"
she turns to him and says "well DUH!!!! i already opened that one!"
a man locks his keys in his car at his office... he calls the local lock smith to come out and open his car...
the locksmith comes out, and she happens to be a very attractive but yet very ditzy blonde....
anyway she gets to work on the car, about 30 minutes later he comes out of the office to see the drivers side door wide open....and she is working on the passenger side.... he looks at her with a puzzled look and says "miss, the drivers side door is open"
she turns to him and says "well DUH!!!! i already opened that one!"
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06-14-2006, 07:48 PM
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Yet another Blonde car Joke.. 
A local blonde loses her job and decides to do handyman work to make ends meet..
Her first opportunity is a neighborhood guy that has materials to paint in his driveway, so she knocks on the door and says her bit about looking for work, he looks at her a moment and says. "I was gonna paint the porch, but if your price is right I can let you take the job." She thinks a moment then replies " How's 100 bucks sound ?"
He says "Sounds GREAT, the paint stuff is in the drive and more in the garage, let me know when yer done."
She takes off and he goes in to tell the wife the good news that they now have some free time, as well as brag about what a great deal he just got. The wife ponders a moment and says " Honey, do you think she realizes that the porch goes ALL the way around the house?" He responds "Come on now, she has too, she was standing on it as we spoke..." "Hmm your probably right, I am just taking these blonde jokes to heart I guess.." A couple hours later the blonde appears, spattered in paint " DONE !" she exclaims. "Wow that was fast, here's your cash, you've earned it." He says as he pays her.
"Oh by the way.." she says as she pockets the cash. " It's not a Porch, it's a Lexus"
A local blonde loses her job and decides to do handyman work to make ends meet..
Her first opportunity is a neighborhood guy that has materials to paint in his driveway, so she knocks on the door and says her bit about looking for work, he looks at her a moment and says. "I was gonna paint the porch, but if your price is right I can let you take the job." She thinks a moment then replies " How's 100 bucks sound ?"
He says "Sounds GREAT, the paint stuff is in the drive and more in the garage, let me know when yer done."
She takes off and he goes in to tell the wife the good news that they now have some free time, as well as brag about what a great deal he just got. The wife ponders a moment and says " Honey, do you think she realizes that the porch goes ALL the way around the house?" He responds "Come on now, she has too, she was standing on it as we spoke..." "Hmm your probably right, I am just taking these blonde jokes to heart I guess.." A couple hours later the blonde appears, spattered in paint " DONE !" she exclaims. "Wow that was fast, here's your cash, you've earned it." He says as he pays her.
"Oh by the way.." she says as she pockets the cash. " It's not a Porch, it's a Lexus"
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Originally Posted by TwoFast4Lv
not sure I have ever known but ONE blonde that knew the hood even opened 
