Genie joke...
Genie joke... Another Genie
A cowboy has spent days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has but a few breaths remaining in his system. Suddenly, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it, and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull, gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook, and a pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie, "You know how I work. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an IRS genie."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, an d decides that the genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis imaginable. He is surrounded with jugs of water and wine, and platters of delicacies.
"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself showered in rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking it over for a few minutes, the cowboy says, "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story? (C'mon, you already guessed it, right??)
If the government offers you ANYthing, there's going to be a string attached.
A cowboy has spent days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has but a few breaths remaining in his system. Suddenly, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it, and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull, gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook, and a pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie, "You know how I work. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an IRS genie."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, an d decides that the genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis imaginable. He is surrounded with jugs of water and wine, and platters of delicacies.
"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself showered in rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking it over for a few minutes, the cowboy says, "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story? (C'mon, you already guessed it, right??)
If the government offers you ANYthing, there's going to be a string attached.
