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Old Sep 26, 2006 | 08:36 AM
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Talking Passing the Test

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year and decided to get married. There was only one thing
bothering me: her beautiful younger sister. My sister-in-law-to-be was 22,
had long legs, wore very tight miniskirts, had Ds and went braless.

One day she called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she told me she had feelings
and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She said she wanted to
make love to me just once before I married her sister.

Of course I was totally shocked and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
going up stairs to my bedroom but if you want one last wild fling, come
up and join me."

I was stunned as I watched her go up the stairs. At the top she pulled
off her panties and threw them down at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight out
the front door to my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was
standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future
father-in-law hugged me and said, "We're so happy that you've passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to
the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always, ALWAYS, keep your condoms in your car!


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Old Sep 26, 2006 | 09:13 AM
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ROFL
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Old Sep 26, 2006 | 09:22 AM
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That's a good one!
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Old Sep 26, 2006 | 09:27 AM
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LOL AIN'T Thank the truth!
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Old Sep 26, 2006 | 11:49 AM
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That is a good one! Thanks for the laugh!
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Old Sep 26, 2006 | 12:18 PM
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That was great!!!
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