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Old Dec 12, 2006 | 11:13 PM
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The Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend,co-worker or significant other!

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13 Things PMS Stands For:

1 Pass My Shotgun

2 Psychotic Mood Shift

3 Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Mid-Section

5 People Make me Sick

6 Provide Me with Sweets

7 Pardon My Sobbing

8 Pimples May Surface

9 Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

13. Potential Murder Suspect
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Old Dec 13, 2006 | 12:42 AM
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Note to Doug: "Here, have some more wine."
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Old Dec 20, 2006 | 11:21 PM
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Damn Moira, aint that the truth tho. Illustration: We had a group lunch today, some of us showed up late cuz of that work **** (boss wouldn't let us leave) and when we got there one of the ladies walked up & said "**** you, you're late, I'm NEVER going to lunch with you again! Oh, & Merry Christmas." and turned & left.

PS she's single if anyone is desperate.
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Old Dec 21, 2006 | 12:58 AM
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I used to work with her!
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Old Dec 21, 2006 | 05:19 PM
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# 12 is true!
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Old Dec 21, 2006 | 07:17 PM
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I REFUSE to reply on the baseis that it might get me killed
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Old Dec 21, 2006 | 07:52 PM
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Clearly missing is "Punish My Spouse"
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Old Dec 22, 2006 | 10:19 AM
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or "Putting up with Men's ****"
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