WAHUSKER

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I Found A Car That's Older Than Don! Can you believe that? I didn't even know they had wheels back then.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/AUTOS/06/25/...car/index.html

NWDragRacer

If I remember correcty (and they say the memory is the second thing to go) YOU sir, are OLDER than I am.

In fact, Mark is so old that....

1. He's so old that he can remember when Moby Dick was a tadpole
2. He's so old he can remember when the Dead Sea was just ill
3. He's so old that his birthday cake looks like a brush fire
4. He's so old he can recall when Madam Butterfly was still a caterpillar
5. He's so old his bones creak like a ghost ship
6. He's got more wrinkles than an elephants *******
7. He’s so old that his social security ran out
8. He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front
9. He’s so old that when God said, “Let there be light!” he was the one what threw the switch
10. He's so old that his back goes out more than he does

Tylerb59

LOL!

Steve Goodwin

That is all funny except number 10

Poik

Fueled by coal, wood and bits of paper, the car takes about a half-hour to work up enough steam to drive. Top speed is 38 miles per hour.

"That's as fast as you want to go," said David Gooding, founder of the auction company. "It feels like going 80 or 90 miles per hour in a newer automobile. And, by newer, I mean 1910."


Hahahaha

NHRAMAN

iTrader: (1)

Scary Fast.........

OSUBraden

CNN: "Henry Ford, the man many Americans mistakenly believe invented the automobile, built his first car 12 years after this one."

We do? What the **** are they talking about?