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Friday Funnies A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone. She approached him. "My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself . It reflects the things I like most--cars and men. What's your name?" she asked.
"Bob Titsenbeer he replied."
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf ***** and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "Its golf *****."
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time deeply thinking about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself . It reflects the things I like most--cars and men. What's your name?" she asked.
"Bob Titsenbeer he replied."
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf ***** and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "Its golf *****."
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time deeply thinking about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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