Anyone for a $5,000.00 car wash......
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Boyce,
Good thing your car does not move. That way you don't have to wash it. You just have to wash mine when we race and of course after to get rid of the smashed bugs. But then we are doing the trailer and truck also. Some times I might be willing to pay $10K after we run through the CRICKETS, just so I did not have to smell them.
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Good thing your car does not move. That way you don't have to wash it. You just have to wash mine when we race and of course after to get rid of the smashed bugs. But then we are doing the trailer and truck also. Some times I might be willing to pay $10K after we run through the CRICKETS, just so I did not have to smell them.
Jeffy'
Oh c'mon Jeff, the next morning smashed crickets burned onto the car smell like....um.....uh....DEAD CRAWDADS! 
I thought that's why you try to bag a few of them 60mph-calibrated birds.....to cover it up.

I thought that's why you try to bag a few of them 60mph-calibrated birds.....to cover it up.
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The problem with the 60mph calibrated birds is they just disintigrate on the nose of the car. Whereas the crickets turn into a paste. It would take alot of birds to cover up one cricket.
The kind of people that summon their personal car washing assistant out when a BIRD (OF ALL UNHOLY CREATURES, HOLY ****) drops their load on their million dollar ride are insane. These are the kind of people that probably wear a new pair of sneakers every day...not that I wouldn't mind... But spending money on such frivolous things is near immoral when you consider the amount of good that could be done with it instead. 50k for ONE car wash? Hi, put me through school and I'll lick that mother ******* car clean on a daily basis. But, then again, who am I to say how people spend their money?




But then yours aint worth no 1/2 million quid either.