Blonde joke
04-15-2008, 09:15 AM
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Blonde joke Well it's kinda funny. but thought we coule use more jokes again
Two sisters, one blonde
and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep
the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to
purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if
I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me
and haul it home.
The brunette arrives at the man's
ranch, inspects the bull, and decides
she wants to buy it.
The
man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her
sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the
telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my
sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch.
I need
her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here
so we can haul it home.
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then
adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.
'
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes
that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods
and says, 'I want you to send her the word
'comfortable.
The operator shakes his head.
'How is she
ever going to know that you
want her to hitch the trailer to your
pickup truck and drive out here to
haul that bull back to your
ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'
The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big.
She'll
read it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul.
Two sisters, one blonde
and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep
the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to
purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if
I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me
and haul it home.
The brunette arrives at the man's
ranch, inspects the bull, and decides
she wants to buy it.
The
man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her
sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the
telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my
sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch.
I need
her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here
so we can haul it home.
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then
adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.
'
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes
that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods
and says, 'I want you to send her the word
'comfortable.
The operator shakes his head.
'How is she
ever going to know that you
want her to hitch the trailer to your
pickup truck and drive out here to
haul that bull back to your
ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'
The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big.
She'll
read it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul.
