stupid fcking cat..
08-01-2007, 05:55 PM
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Try cutters.
Be my luck I would let Jake the wonder pup loose with the instructions DOGGY and he would see the Cat. As the car exited the hood the 85# wonder pup would land on the hood resulting in a scratched hood with a big *** dent.
Be my luck I would let Jake the wonder pup loose with the instructions DOGGY and he would see the Cat. As the car exited the hood the 85# wonder pup would land on the hood resulting in a scratched hood with a big *** dent.
. Try a spray bottle they learn prety quickly 
08-02-2007, 11:54 PM
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The last Plant I worked at we had a stray which managaed to fit in with our other 2 mouse killin cats. This thing would get into **** etc. Until one day in the shop it was sitting on my hood of the car, I got so pissed but held back and was like here kitty kitty......... Than once I got outside, middle of winter, I spun around like an olympic shotputter and throw that **** as high and far as I could. Must of injured it good, because the next day we found it frozen **** stiff under one of our utilidoors close to the building. Moral of story, I hate cats and once you **** with a brothers ride, you are a deadman. Plus it doesn't help that I am allergic to them 
08-03-2007, 03:25 PM
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i like cats except my neighbors, he pissed on my rims and ruined one of them, the chrome was bubbling, i could kill it but it a little girls and i would feel bad. to top it off the ****** pissed on my new 07 malibu ss,i didn't even have it a day..... that was his last chance..
08-04-2007, 07:18 AM
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This is some funny ****, one time my sisters cat decided to climb up my door with his nails when i was zainoing it in the garage. I calmly walk over to him picked him up walked out side and ******* threw him as high and as hard as i could damn thing was like a helicopter. He didn't come back for a day or so. I kinda felt bad afterwards cause i though i killed him, but the little bastard managed to be alright.
