[SOLD] Export Taillights - Brand Fu#&ing New!!
[SOLD] Export Taillights - Brand Fu#&ing New!! Category: Accessories
Price: $450
Part Fits: 93-02 Chevrolet Camaro
Location (State): TX
Item Condition: Brand New
Shipping Information: Item Can be Shipped
LS Engine?: Fits LS Engine
EDIT: September 21
Due to the overwhelming demand for these over the past two weeks - I've been filtering through dozens of PMs - we're going to be changing up things a bit. We are down to 3 sets left (started at 12). Here is the pricing structure for the remaining sets:
$450 shipped
My paypal is coleman.adam.john@gmail.com and it is first-come first-served. Please make sure the fees are taken care of on your end, or it is sent as a gift. My trader rating and overall forum presence should instil confidence. Tracking information will be sent out immediately after shipping.
Do you like sex? Do you like fast cars? Do you like looking like the flyest motherf*cker in the trailer park?
We all know what the answer is, but now we have the perfect solution. Spd-Kilz is holding the best for sale thread on LS1Tech.
The tail lights that everyone with a ‘93+ Camaro has a hard-on for. These are literally overnight parts from Japan, so you can keep up with your local Honda friends. Buy these tail lights, and I guarantee you will get laid.*
Cruise your home town with these and women will throw themselves at you – you’ll be thankful your Camaro came with back seats. These are New Old Stock units that have never been used or exposed to air. I know your friends said there is no such thing as a perfect 10, but these are as close at it gets. They’re still wrapped in vintage 1993 shrink wrap for **** sakes.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! I will include a box of XL ribbed condoms with the purchase of these tails ABSOLUTELY FREE. These will be of great use once the bitches find out you're sporting candy corns.
Pictures are worth a thousand words, even though I’ve already written a ludicriously long for sale ad. These are what you’ve been waiting for. Look at the pictures and feel no shame to hide your erection. We all have one. Be the hero your dog thinks you are and buy these.
So how do you get these? You send me $450, and I will ship them directly to your front door anywhere in the continental US.
So you want the Coles Notes?
Camaro Export Tailights
New Old Stock
Never used
Box of XL ribbed condoms
$450 Shipped
*I make no guarantees about these getting you laid.
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Last edited by Spd-Kilz; Oct 1, 2016 at 12:25 PM.
Originally Posted by tbird31
this **** had me rolling. like the disclaimer too.
Glad to see you're still around! 
