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01-06-2005, 01:28 PM
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Just because that's your thing , Tim , doesn't mean the rest of us are like that('cept for that Nutskr dude). I'm into very atractive women only. You should really try heterosexuality sometime. This does NOT include small children or female animals ,either.
01-06-2005, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by badjuju342
Just because that's your thing , Tim , doesn't mean the rest of us are like that('cept for that Nutskr dude). I'm into very atractive women only. You should really try heterosexuality sometime. This does NOT include small children or female animals ,either.
01-06-2005, 01:39 PM
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I'm trying to help you see the error of your ways. You can't have a lifelong relationship with a male goat. They don't live as long as humans. I'm starting to wonder if a full frontal lobotomy might not be the only solution for you. That , or severe electroshock therapy.
01-09-2005, 02:38 AM
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Misogynistic joke of the day.
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."
The farmer said, "That's once."
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."
The farmer said, "That's once."
01-09-2005, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by badjuju342
Got me there. Nashville ,TN isn't the South , They seceded from the South and became part of Canada. True story.
01-09-2005, 08:19 PM
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odl Well then please join your inbred family up way up north.
Originally Posted by badjuju342
Got me there. Nashville ,TN isn't the South , They seceded from the South and became part of Canada. True story.
01-09-2005, 10:28 PM
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At least there isn't any goats , sheep or other four legged creatures in my family tree.Incidentally , the only way to join my family up north is to DIE. Thanks for reminding me of that , focker.
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Two lawyers are walking down the street. A really beautiful woman walks past them. One lawyer remarks to the other lawyer"Man , I'd like to screw her." His colleague , puzzled, asks"Outta what?".
01-10-2005, 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted by badjuju342
the only way to join my family up north is to DIE. Thanks for reminding me of that , focker.
01-10-2005, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by badjuju342
Two lawyers are walking down the street. A really beautiful woman walks past them. One lawyer remarks to the other lawyer"Man , I'd like to screw her." His colleague , puzzled, asks"Outta what?".
now thats dumb as shyte...