No prob lol. Im just curious to see how many fights it will start

 

I wouldn't waste my time . Honestly, I don't know the kid... and I did make a strong stereotype since he is a "street racer". But I hope yall know this isn't like a call out or some ****. Just messin around and bored outta my mind tonight . Sorry Patrick, no fights here .

 

street racing is homo gay. You t-bone someone, while doing a buck-thirty,who is turning left infront of you because they didn't see you coming, they die. You go to jail for the rest of your life. I live my life a quartermile at a time.

 

so where did you test this? you arnt allowed at commerce , and you went off on this huge rant on street racing, you think going full throttle for a 1/4 mile isnt considered racing? atleast by the county it is, david is a hypocrite , but i love you all and its so much more interesting to watch you guys get at each other's throats than mine so carry on

 

oh and in general i think atleast 1/3 of the guys on here are closet homos

 

 

do you want me to referr you to my artist?

 

after reading those thacker threads...gotta agree on that one.

 

Headed to the ATL in just a few , I'll be there until Monday. Y'all be sure to use some deodorant, mmmkay?

 

:cough:lesbo:cough:

 

 

It was at the hunting property where my hunting club is. Out in the middle of nowhere and the road is long, straight, and close to 2 miles long. Therefore, I would see ppl if they were coming, and only my life is at risk. Same as a track.

 

:Owned:




Its funnier that he admits to using a Gtech on his car. Thats True F&F **** right their. Ahhhh the joys of being 16.

 

I'm not looking to fight him just having some fun. Wish he had an LS1 that could race me tho

 

I used one on mine for inital tuning.....the track ain't always open to test changes....

 

I had it on mine too!!!! It did just what the dyno does for ME...told me what rpms my car makes peak hp/tq so i could figure out my shift settings. Nothing to be ashamed of but I wouldnt go quoting my cars ET based JUST on that.....but it is a good tuning tool.

 

ok come on its page 3, OPEN DAMNIT!

 

You shouldve said this...UGA ******* SUX!

 

UGA ******* sucks.......

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All right I guess I'll start it off...

UGA fans are like molasses, they are too slow to react to the changing dynamics of their team. Even if their team sucks one year, they will continue to proclaim that they are the best simply because of history (in which they really haven't been the best but they need to feel this way because they have nothing else going for them besides sports). They are also like molasses because no matter how many times you punch them in the face, they always recover quickly and are ready to take another shot. This makes them particularly fun to abuse.

Their mascot reflects this, as no sane person would deny that their ugly *** dog has not been punched in the face at least 100 times to get his mug to the sad state that it is currently in. Speaking of mascots, UGA fans are the only people I know who erect plaques to dead dogs on their property. Now I can understand people that love their pets, but that is just a tad looney. I don't know though, maybe they feel their canine friends are really sentient, or that they need some kind of memorial to guide their souls to doggie heaven.

That brings us to the school itself. Now I will admit, it does have certain qualities about it that may appear to be superior to other schools, such as the sex appeal of the female populace. However, it must be remembered that such things can only be enjoyed while at the school. Unless someone plans to stay there for the rest of their lives, I can't say how beneficial those things would ultimately be. Now (true story) I happen to know someone who went to UGA and while there was employed as a bus driver for one of the campus vehicles. After he graduated, he remained in that position where (to my knowledge) he still is. Now, when the prospects of obtaining a job above the level of bus driver do not significantly increase upon obtaining a degree from UGA, I have to question the overall value of the education there. This could just be an isolated incident of course, but it's one I have seen firsthand. At least he can say his football team owned though.

Now I am not trying to imply that UGA has completely abandoned all academic standards in favor of sports, certainly some UGA athletes must be committed to learning something in college. An account of a certain UGA player named Jeff might better illustrate what I mean. Allow me to recount Jeff's experience, in which he nearly lost his spot on the football team due to the difficulty of the curriculum he was faced with.

It was the end of the semester. Jeff was the star player on the UGA football team. He was failing every class he was taking. In order for him to play on the team in the fall, he had to pass only one of his classes. Well, the closest one he was to passing was his poultry science class, with a 45. The coach talked to his prof and the prof decided to give Jeff a special final because athletes deserve special "priveledges"(sic).

The final would be as follows: Jeff would sit in a chair in the middle of the football field. The student body would gather to cheer him on. He would be asked one simple math question, and if he answered it correctly, he would get a D in his poultry science class. But, if he answered incorrectly, he would be dropped from the team. *gasp*

Jeff was extremely nervous about the final. He sat in the middle of the field and listened to the announcer on the loudspeaker.

"Welcome, fellow dawgs, to Jeff's final. All of y'all can cheer him on now," the booming voice declared. At that moment, all the smelly pigs, oops I mean the UGA cheerleaders, and all the criminals, oops I mean the student body, stood up and cheered for Jeff.

The question was read over the loudspeaker. There was a hush over the crowd.

"Jeff," the announcer said, "for your spot on the football team, what is two plus two?"

Jeff hit his forehead in disbelief. His first grade teacher told him that was the classic math question on finals at UGA, but he didn't believe her at the time. He thought long and hard.

Still unsure of his answer, Jeff answered the question. "Um... four?" Jeff said softly.

The crowd started throwing beer bottles and flasks onto the field in anger.

Then the crowd shouted, "Aw come on!! Give him another chance!!"