Originally Posted by infinitebird

All right I guess I'll start it off...

UGA fans are like molasses, they are too slow to react to the changing dynamics of their team. Even if their team sucks one year, they will continue to proclaim that they are the best simply because of history (in which they really haven't been the best but they need to feel this way because they have nothing else going for them besides sports). They are also like molasses because no matter how many times you punch them in the face, they always recover quickly and are ready to take another shot. This makes them particularly fun to abuse.

Their mascot reflects this, as no sane person would deny that their ugly *** dog has not been punched in the face at least 100 times to get his mug to the sad state that it is currently in. Speaking of mascots, UGA fans are the only people I know who erect plaques to dead dogs on their property. Now I can understand people that love their pets, but that is just a tad looney. I don't know though, maybe they feel their canine friends are really sentient, or that they need some kind of memorial to guide their souls to doggie heaven.

That brings us to the school itself. Now I will admit, it does have certain qualities about it that may appear to be superior to other schools, such as the sex appeal of the female populace. However, it must be remembered that such things can only be enjoyed while at the school. Unless someone plans to stay there for the rest of their lives, I can't say how beneficial those things would ultimately be. Now (true story) I happen to know someone who went to UGA and while there was employed as a bus driver for one of the campus vehicles. After he graduated, he remained in that position where (to my knowledge) he still is. Now, when the prospects of obtaining a job above the level of bus driver do not significantly increase upon obtaining a degree from UGA, I have to question the overall value of the education there. This could just be an isolated incident of course, but it's one I have seen firsthand. At least he can say his football team owned though.

Now I am not trying to imply that UGA has completely abandoned all academic standards in favor of sports, certainly some UGA athletes must be committed to learning something in college. An account of a certain UGA player named Jeff might better illustrate what I mean. Allow me to recount Jeff's experience, in which he nearly lost his spot on the football team due to the difficulty of the curriculum he was faced with.

It was the end of the semester. Jeff was the star player on the UGA football team. He was failing every class he was taking. In order for him to play on the team in the fall, he had to pass only one of his classes. Well, the closest one he was to passing was his poultry science class, with a 45. The coach talked to his prof and the prof decided to give Jeff a special final because athletes deserve special "priveledges"(sic).

The final would be as follows: Jeff would sit in a chair in the middle of the football field. The student body would gather to cheer him on. He would be asked one simple math question, and if he answered it correctly, he would get a D in his poultry science class. But, if he answered incorrectly, he would be dropped from the team. *gasp*

Jeff was extremely nervous about the final. He sat in the middle of the field and listened to the announcer on the loudspeaker.

"Welcome, fellow dawgs, to Jeff's final. All of y'all can cheer him on now," the booming voice declared. At that moment, all the smelly pigs, oops I mean the UGA cheerleaders, and all the criminals, oops I mean the student body, stood up and cheered for Jeff.

The question was read over the loudspeaker. There was a hush over the crowd.

"Jeff," the announcer said, "for your spot on the football team, what is two plus two?"

Jeff hit his forehead in disbelief. His first grade teacher told him that was the classic math question on finals at UGA, but he didn't believe her at the time. He thought long and hard.

Still unsure of his answer, Jeff answered the question. "Um... four?" Jeff said softly.

The crowd started throwing beer bottles and flasks onto the field in anger.

Then the crowd shouted, "Aw come on!! Give him another chance!!"

Originally Posted by 02 WS6 TA

Did I mention I'm UGA Alumni?

Originally Posted by ramsoccer11

that my friend was amazing! you just won a beer the next time i see ya for the Post Of The Year.

Originally Posted by 02 WS6 TA

Did I mention I'm UGA Alumni? And you clowns go to tech? MMMkkaay, that explains a lot.

Originally Posted by ZEEMAN

:cough:lesbo:cough:

Originally Posted by paper doll

hey i'd rather be a lesbo than have something shoved up my ***

Originally Posted by TheOrangeGuy

hahahahahahahahaha you just got O-W-N-E-D even though she has probably had something shoved into the unknown... Please dont kill me, i had to say it

Originally Posted by badjuju342

Another thought here, Georgia: The state that gave us Brandon Thacker.

Originally Posted by paper doll

consider yourself killed

Originally Posted by paper doll

Originally Posted by METALBEAST

Man that is a low blow for sure. Its not like we can tell everyone in the state "Hey you, stop inbredding!" Arsewipe!

Originally Posted by ATLHwyRacer

True story here,


First night I went to the Southside street races about 5 people introduced themselves with the last name of thacker. I swear to god!

Originally Posted by paper doll

hey i'd rather be a lesbo than have something shoved up my ***

Originally Posted by ZEEMAN

Go get a mullet to go with ur bandana. I would bet u played fastpitch softball somewhere along the line also