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Old Apr 25, 2006 | 01:14 PM
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Two men were driving through North Carolina when they got pulled over by a State Trooper.

The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.

The driver rolled down the window and,"WHACK,"the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick.

"What the hell was that for?",the driver asked.

"You're in North Carolina,son,"the trooper answered."When we pull you over in North Carolina,you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."

"I'm sorry,officer!",the driver said,"I'm from New York and didn't know your laws here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license.He's clean and gives the guy his license back.

The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.

The passenger rolls down the window and,"WHACK,"the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

"What'd you do that for?",the passenger demands.

"Just making your wish come true,"replied the trooper. "

"Making WHAT wish come true?",the passenger asked.

"Because I know you New Yorkers",the trooper says,"two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say.....



I wish that ******* would've tried that **** with me!"

Always thought this was a funny one to read, might be old but funny!!!
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Old Apr 25, 2006 | 01:16 PM
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lol oldie but goodie.
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Old Apr 25, 2006 | 03:51 PM
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I Love That One..... it is so true.....
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Old Apr 26, 2006 | 12:31 PM
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Nice...
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Old Apr 26, 2006 | 02:43 PM
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LOL...thats funny!
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Old Apr 27, 2006 | 10:29 PM
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good one.
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Old May 4, 2006 | 08:16 AM
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that's just wrong
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Old May 4, 2006 | 02:40 PM
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That's Still A Good Joke
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