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good joke A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What is your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics, spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's body parts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly, "So... is... your... party... gonna... nominate...Hillary... for...president ???
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What is your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics, spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's body parts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly, "So... is... your... party... gonna... nominate...Hillary... for...president ???
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Good one...I have a spinoff...
Gay dude rolls into a bar, sits down- Bartender asks," what'll ya have tonight, pal?" *** replies, "why, I dunno big fella, where are all the boys this evening? Bartender says, "Out back, Hangin' a Queer"
Pole smoker sits up, pokes his chest out, and says in a deep, stern voice "Damn Right!"
Sorry Joshua, didn't mean to offend you.
Gay dude rolls into a bar, sits down- Bartender asks," what'll ya have tonight, pal?" *** replies, "why, I dunno big fella, where are all the boys this evening? Bartender says, "Out back, Hangin' a Queer"
Pole smoker sits up, pokes his chest out, and says in a deep, stern voice "Damn Right!"
Sorry Joshua, didn't mean to offend you.
