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Old 12-22-2006, 12:28 PM
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no swelling??!! Hell i was hoping it was a byproduct of the procedure and might last awhile!!! I need all the help i can get!! Anyone got an approximate price?
Old 12-22-2006, 12:46 PM
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Piece of cake, had mine done several years ago.

Had a 9:30am appointment. Was done in 11 minutes. Went back to work same day. The next day it felt like the MILDEST kick in the ***** you could ever experience or even less.
They do want samples. My girlfriend took the samples and spit it into a cup at the Dr. Ofc.
If your wife/girlfriend can't do it. Then tell them you are having no luck, usually a nurse will help with the samples.

Tell everyone that the "girls at the office" paid for your vasectomy. You'll usually get a laugh.

Have fun....
Old 12-22-2006, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Geezer
painless. Mine had no stitches, only a small incision. No swelling, nor pain.
I prepped myself.. Shaved my ***** with a weedeater.
Old 12-22-2006, 02:21 PM
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I dunno if i'd have a wife give a bj at the DRs office. Hell that might be the only time I'd have enuff privacy for a good jerk it session!! I'd beat my dick like it owed me money!!!!!!!!!
Old 12-22-2006, 05:30 PM
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Guy I work with just had his done. Came to work the next day. Was just a little sore.

I guess it would bother you if you're a *****. Otherwise get it done and dont worry about it anymore.
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if you were a *****, you wouldnt have a dick....duh
Old 12-22-2006, 11:33 PM
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Hey guys I'm all done and it was not too bad. The second shot between the beans and frank hurt a tee bit but all and all it was fine. I did feel a slight pull when he was pulling the cords to cut them. Right now I feel like I was kicked in the nuts today so so its like a constant bruising feeling but nothing too bad. Price with insurance was 349.00. Only setback I had was my 3 y/o boy headbutting me in the crotch earlier today. Lil **** thought it was funny too lol.
Oh and I forgot about the peas but did have some icepacks in place.
Old 12-23-2006, 04:16 AM
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NO pics please no matter how many times B1er, Quicksilverado, and Superado may request them!!
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Originally Posted by RedHatRdRacer
I would so be a draft dodgin son of a bitch.... mexico or canada
I'm with stupid
Old 12-25-2006, 02:20 AM
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Hell most of the time insurance will cover it, due to the fact its cheaper for them to pay that then all the kids bill that you may have.
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I think after hearing about the shot in the ***** im out on that one unless they put me to sleep or i go in drunk most likely ill go in drunk. But im 18 y/o so i dont have to worry bout this for awhile.
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Originally Posted by cablebandit
NO pics please no matter how many times B1er, Quicksilverado, and Superado may request them!!
I have GOT to start searching cablebandit's posts more often...
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A couple of my buddies have had this done. Make sure you get your samples back to the doc for testing b/c it is not 100% affective in all cases. I was staying with a buddy of mine helping finish a basement after his nutts were cliped, while I was staying there his wife ended up pregnant with her 4th kid . After he went back to the doc he found out he was still shooting live baby batter and told the doc to do what ever it took- even if he had to cut of his ***** entirely. After his 2nd nutt cut, she also had her tubes tied so no more opp's
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Originally Posted by BadAzz96Z28
A couple of my buddies have had this done. Make sure you get your samples back to the doc for testing b/c it is not 100% affective in all cases. I was staying with a buddy of mine helping finish a basement after his nutts were cliped, while I was staying there his wife ended up pregnant with her 4th kid . After he went back to the doc he found out he was still shooting live baby batter and told the doc to do what ever it took- even if he had to cut of his ***** entirely. After his 2nd nutt cut, she also had her tubes tied so no more opp's
Maybe check the milkman's DNA??
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Birth Controll For LiFe!!!!
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I had it done a few years ago. No big deal guys, it beats all alternative birth control methods. The follow-ups are a free ticket for some 'required' play. Don't think twice, it is simple surgery.
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Originally Posted by cablebandit
lol....i wonder if they provide a nurse to help with those sperm samples.
ever seen "road trip"....?


yeah no "milking" for me
Old 12-31-2006, 09:11 AM
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My wife wants me to get it done but i dont hink i can handle someone cuttin down there because knowin my luck he would be like oops i cut the wrong thing



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