Alien Abduction
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From: HOT'LANA, GAWJA
Alien Abduction Travass has been abducted by aliens and a imposter has been left in his place. Yeah I know what your thinking... old phuchin Steveo has finally lost it all together..phuch it .. forget that .. now listen up!! .. First putting the beach house (snake ranch) on the market made me suspicious.. 
..then the engagment anouncment raised my curiousity level again..then I get a email inquiring about the possible purchase of a phuchin Malibu..what the phuch is goin on .. 
.. That is the one that made the alarm go off .. even if it is an Malibu SS .. all of you out there and I both know that this cannot be Travass..all this evidence on top of the ghey hound purchase tells me that the beloved beer swilling beach god has been beamed up to the phuchin mothership..who do we contact the Air Force, the CIA, 
or Homeland Security?? I am not sure who to report this too. Does anyone have any ideas on what we should do or who to notify?? Please advise.
..then the engagment anouncment raised my curiousity level again..then I get a email inquiring about the possible purchase of a phuchin Malibu..what the phuch is goin on .. .. That is the one that made the alarm go off .. even if it is an Malibu SS .. all of you out there and I both know that this cannot be Travass..all this evidence on top of the ghey hound purchase tells me that the beloved beer swilling beach god has been beamed up to the phuchin mothership..who do we contact the Air Force, the CIA, or Homeland Security?? I am not sure who to report this too. Does anyone have any ideas on what we should do or who to notify?? Please advise. Damn, I think we need to get together and just slap him around a little , and get him back to reality!!!A Malibu?? What the hell is that! Isn't that what my grandma drive's to get grocerie's!!!!
LMFAO@ Steve...It's all good, I'm still the retard I've always been. We've got a damn car lot full of useless ****, and We're thinking psuedo practical for a change. Mel doesn't like the Cobalt because it's a Manual, and I don't like it because, well, i just don't like it. Plus, i'm gonna go to jail if I keep driving it. 
4 doors would be a good thing as Man-cub needs his own door to exit thru, and one never knows if there might be another one...nevermind. 
In terms of the Beach house We absolutely need something bigger, with more parking. I've got cars scattered in storage for 300+ miles, and at some point, they're all gonna have to come together under one roof. So STFU and get me a price on that damn silly *** Malibu. 
4 doors would be a good thing as Man-cub needs his own door to exit thru, and one never knows if there might be another one...nevermind. In terms of the Beach house We absolutely need something bigger, with more parking. I've got cars scattered in storage for 300+ miles, and at some point, they're all gonna have to come together under one roof. So STFU and get me a price on that damn silly *** Malibu. Thread Starter
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From: HOT'LANA, GAWJA
I sent ya some photos..did ya get em?? the color is Lazer Blue its got the sun roof and all the good stuff. I'll get ya a price on that rascal tomorrow..I am making a clean get a way at the moment while I can ... 
OK everybody ya see what I mean Travass has been beamed up... this guy is good but it aint Travass..I am just going to play along with him till we can get the proper authorities on the case..
OK everybody ya see what I mean Travass has been beamed up... this guy is good but it aint Travass..I am just going to play along with him till we can get the proper authorities on the case.. Thread Starter
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From: HOT'LANA, GAWJA
Originally Posted by HUNTER02SS
Damn, I think we need to get together and just slap him around a little , and get him back to reality!!!A Malibu?? What the hell is that! Isn't that what my grandma drive's to get grocerie's!!!!
Hay man its a SS..
You focker...Yeah, it's an SS. 
Hey, you never know, a B46 TH125 Converter and a little wet shot might be amusing on teh ol' 3.9L...Fastest Mommy wagon at the elementary school! yeah, I got the pix. There is one exactly like it here on the local lot, I'm gonna take her by tomorrow to drive it to be sure she likes it as much as she thinks she does, and I'll call ya.
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Originally Posted by 99SeanWS6
travASS got an *** probe from little green men
Sounds like you can identify this from prior personal experience...Or, is it a little pink man that causes you to buy a Focai?
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Sound's like you might need that 4 door after all. Have you thought about another 4 door truck? Anything would be better than a Malibu SS. It is just the word Malibu. Say it with me! Malibu. Just not in the vocabulary! Maybe in the 60's, but we are way beyond that now! Good luck on the tough decision.
Sound's like you might need that 4 door after all. Have you thought about another 4 door truck? Anything would be better than a Malibu SS. It is just the word Malibu. Say it with me! Malibu. Just not in the vocabulary! Maybe in the 60's, but we are way beyond that now! Good luck on the tough decision.
Originally Posted by 02 WS6 TA
Sounds like you can identify this from prior personal experience...Or, is it a little pink man that causes you to buy a Focai?
travass, you promised not to tell.
hey now you need a new pic with your new pom like the old one LOLOL
Heh? Can't know about these old days. There is a period of time in my life between 2003 and 2007 that ceases to exist. Why don't you go out and threaten the neighborhood strays with culinary epitahts?
Originally Posted by HUNTER02SS
(and one never knows if there might be another one...nevermind)
Sound's like you might need that 4 door after all. Have you thought about another 4 door truck? Anything would be better than a Malibu SS. It is just the word Malibu. Say it with me! Malibu. Just not in the vocabulary! Maybe in the 60's, but we are way beyond that now! Good luck on the tough decision.
Sound's like you might need that 4 door after all. Have you thought about another 4 door truck? Anything would be better than a Malibu SS. It is just the word Malibu. Say it with me! Malibu. Just not in the vocabulary! Maybe in the 60's, but we are way beyond that now! Good luck on the tough decision.
Biznartch, please...
I didn't see yo' hairdryed **** in PCB a couple weeks ago...You drove clear past me to pick on a Moostang. 
You too are scared of the ol' sprayin' teh house down trick! Nah, the truck is all good, and Melissa has been rolling it daily for the last couple months. But the Gas Mileage, and maneuverability of it leave a lot to be desired. It was originally bought anyway to be an occasional tow pig/driver. We decided to get something she likes, is disposable, and is good on gas and not Camry Bland...Until 2010- When we'll trade that disposable **** on a Black on Black Convertible Camaro.
Originally Posted by nighttrain 1340
Hum...Sounds to me like you are getting your ducks in a row for another car seat? Ya think? Bet a 96 Impala SS would be perfect! 
You ***, you're only the 10,311th one to say that ****.
We're not pregnant. And a Car seat will never be within 20 feet on the Big Imp.
Originally Posted by ~JOSHUA
get a used one.
Even if Steve-o gives you a magic price, you'll still take a bath if you keep it only 2 years.
Malibu.
Even if Steve-o gives you a magic price, you'll still take a bath if you keep it only 2 years.
Malibu.
Hahahah, First there is Car buying advice, what's next, relationship advice? LMMFAO...
Originally Posted by 02 WS6 TA
You ***, you're only the 10,311th one to say that ****. We're not pregnant.
And a Car seat will never be within 20 feet on the Big Imp.
We're not pregnant. And a Car seat will never be within 20 feet on the Big Imp.
Well I would hope that YOU are not pregnant!! If so the alien's have really fucked you good!!
Were did Travis go??? Although the malibu will be her car, you will still have to drive it once in awhile.Somebody get a pic of that one !! 
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Originally Posted by 02 WS6 TA
Hahahah, First there is Car buying advice, what's next, relationship advice? LMMFAO...
DAMMMN Travis got he big hammer out on that one...
... no mercy ..