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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:13 PM
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Damn, I need to quit drinking tonight!LOL
OH Well!
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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:15 PM
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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:24 PM
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Oh hell, this just in!!
A customer called in to Vengeance and asked if Vengeance could tune his turbo car. Vengeance replied to this gentlemen and said and I quote" We don't want to fool with high horsepower turbo car's" Then the customer asked who to go to and Vengeance replied" Roy was the only person locally that knew how to tune high hp turbo cars."
WOW, I guess Roy isn't so bad after all??
Bash on, point proven! LOL!
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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by HUNTER02SS
You can suck Jasons dick!!!You already do that!!
Right after you chug down that hot load of goo Roy scorched your tonsils with..or was that up your ***? One in the same huh shaft hugger.

Oh wait, that's right, you have the MASTER TUNERS infinite wealth of knowledge running in your car!! I'm sure you're FILLED-UP already.

Now, take your meat-beaters off the keyboard and do something productive.
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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by HUNTER02SS
Oh hell, this just in!!
A customer called in to Vengeance and asked if Vengeance could tune his turbo car. Vengeance replied to this gentlemen and said and I quote" We don't want to fool with high horsepower turbo car's" Then the customer asked who to go to and Vengeance replied" Roy was the only person locally that knew how to tune high hp turbo cars."
WOW, I guess Roy isn't so bad after all??
Bash on, point proven! LOL!

Well, I guess if keeping the stock MAF, stock timing tables, and stock fuel tables is "tuning" then Roy is your man.

Keep this going Chris while I have a true professional prepare a dissertation on why your tune looks like my 4 year old cousin was playing on the keyboard.
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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Jimmyz
Right after you chug down that hot load of goo Roy scorched your tonsils with..or was that up your ***? One in the same huh shaft hugger.

Oh wait, that's right, you have the MASTER TUNERS infinite wealth of knowledge running in your car!! I'm sure you're FILLED-UP already.

Now, take your meat-beaters off the keyboard and do something productive.
Keyboard Warrior!LOL
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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Jimmyz
Right after you chug down that hot load of goo Roy scorched your tonsils with..or was that up your ***? One in the same huh shaft hugger.

Oh wait, that's right, you have the MASTER TUNERS infinite wealth of knowledge running in your car!! I'm sure you're FILLED-UP already.

Now, take your meat-beaters off the keyboard and do something productive.

I don't care who you are... that's some funny **** right there.
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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:38 PM
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dis is how the southern section is supposed to be!! We are only missing TravASS and Timmy!!!!!! Go YT...is dat racist?

I dont THINK i have ever met Roy....so i cant bash him.
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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:38 PM
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Meat beaters dumdumdum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by cablebandit

I dont THINK i have ever met Roy....so i cant bash him.
Don't worry man... Jimmyz will more than take up the slack on bashing Roy.
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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ATLSS
Don't worry man... Jimmyz will more than take up the slack on bashing Roy.
Just to keep things going....when are you gonna go to the track? I need to know if i can spend that 20bux of food stamps i put on you not running 11s!!
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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by cablebandit
Just to keep things going....when are you gonna go to the track? I need to know if i can spend that 20bux of food stamps i put on you not running 11s!!
I'm STILL waiting on the Fab 9.... I may pull the plug on that order (nearly $4k) since I feel as though it will be another month before it ships....

Moser ships in 2 days!

Hold on to my $20 Jerry! I'm comin' to get it!
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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by cablebandit
Just to keep things going....when are you gonna go to the track? I need to know if i can spend that 20bux of food stamps i put on you not running 11s!!
BWAA HAAHAAHAAA^^^^^^^^^^^^!
Looks like I will have a extra 100bux to spend on gas!! LOL!!!
You may need to wait to that extra month to get that extra cool air to get you close to the 12's!!
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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:51 PM
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chris, hurry up and get over here w/ my rims. and bring your brake bleeding shoes. you ******* keyboard jockey
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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:54 PM
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damn fab9 is taking awhile!!!!!!!! just build a cheap 9" like Hunter did....his seems fine and would vertainly hold your 12sec passes!!!!!!
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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by red83
you ******* keyboard jockey

+1!!!!11111111twothree
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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by cablebandit
damn fab9 is taking awhile!!!!!!!! just build a cheap 9" like Hunter did....his seems fine and would vertainly hold your 12sec passes!!!!!!
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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by cablebandit
damn fab9 is taking awhile!!!!!!!! just build a cheap 9" like Hunter did....his seems fine and would vertainly hold your 12sec passes!!!!!!
That's some funny **** right there!!!!^^^^
LMAO!!!
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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Jimmyz
Right after you chug down that hot load of goo Roy scorched your tonsils with..or was that up your ***? One in the same huh shaft hugger.

Oh wait, that's right, you have the MASTER TUNERS infinite wealth of knowledge running in your car!! I'm sure you're FILLED-UP already.

Now, take your meat-beaters off the keyboard and do something productive.

Roy said you need not scrape the teeth across his dick next time!!!
You were doing it like is ex-wife!LOL!!
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Old Jul 1, 2008 | 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by HUNTER02SS
Oh hell, this just in!!
A customer called in to Vengeance and asked if Vengeance could tune his turbo car. Vengeance replied to this gentlemen and said and I quote" We don't want to fool with high horsepower turbo car's" Then the customer asked who to go to and Vengeance replied" Roy was the only person locally that knew how to tune high hp turbo cars."
WOW, I guess Roy isn't so bad after all??
Bash on, point proven! LOL!

LMFAO!!!! THATS SOME FUNNY **** RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW, is Roy STILL using LS1 Edit or has he graduated to HP Tuner yet??

Stop by sometime Chris.. We can go have a beer and then I will educate you on the TRUTH of things

Continue on my southern brethern
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