SS vs. Beaver
SS vs. Beaver I love telling this story so I figured I would let all of you laugh too. Well it's sad and funny at the same time.
My bestfriend from Shreveport, La had a '96 SS red M6 w/T-Tops. Just so happened that it was the last SS built that year (forgot the production #). Anyways he was driving
to his moms house in the boonies 
when all of a sudden there was this huge f-in beaver. In case you didn't know beavers get really big. Anyhow he tries to swerve to miss the beaver and hits it anyway 
with the front right part of the bumper. This sends him into a spin and into a ditch that was filled with water. It had been raining a lot the past few days. He had to climb out of his window and just sat on the roof of the car (that was the only part above the water) until his mom, police, and wrecker came. Oh yeah, the cop gave him a ticket for speeding 
. Said he could tell he was going to fast by the skid marks. Got that dropped though cause his mom and step dad are in good with the local sheriff. They helped me out with a speeding ticket one time too. He should have kept the beaver and stuffed it. He is still not over it. He has a '96 TA with a 383 now.
Like I said I love telling the story because it makes me laugh every time. Glad my friend is ok, but sucks the car got totaled and he couldn't afford to buy it back.
My bestfriend from Shreveport, La had a '96 SS red M6 w/T-Tops. Just so happened that it was the last SS built that year (forgot the production #). Anyways he was driving
to his moms house in the boonies when all of a sudden there was this huge f-in beaver. In case you didn't know beavers get really big. Anyhow he tries to swerve to miss the beaver and hits it anyway with the front right part of the bumper. This sends him into a spin and into a ditch that was filled with water. It had been raining a lot the past few days. He had to climb out of his window and just sat on the roof of the car (that was the only part above the water) until his mom, police, and wrecker came. Oh yeah, the cop gave him a ticket for speeding . Said he could tell he was going to fast by the skid marks. Got that dropped though cause his mom and step dad are in good with the local sheriff. They helped me out with a speeding ticket one time too. He should have kept the beaver and stuffed it. He is still not over it. He has a '96 TA with a 383 now.Like I said I love telling the story because it makes me laugh every time. Glad my friend is ok, but sucks the car got totaled and he couldn't afford to buy it back.
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from the blue collar comedy tour. jeff foxworthy did a joke on how a couple came up to him, and the guy said "you know we said if we ever met you, we'd have to tell you the story on how her brother got his nipple bitten off by a beaver".
its a long joke....if you really want to hear it ill post.
its a long joke....if you really want to hear it ill post.
