Lost, Stupid and Dead
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On The Tree
Joined: Mar 2005
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From: Chattanooga, tn
Lost, Stupid and Dead Ok.. Lost stupid and dead. Let me tell you about my day, I am done screwing off and head toward home.. Im on a 6 lane road in a kinda remote location, I see a WIDE *** black porshe runing up fast on everyone... and they all let him right through.. he come up behind me and so i downshifted into 2nd and waited.. he nails it .. I Nails it.. and imedatly he is out about a 1/4 of the car.. i was lookinging at the side of his door..
Im thinking WTF i pull back up a tires width and slam 3rd .. he moves back up on me, Now im thinking Dam auto... as i start to get back the ground i just lost.. i look up and here come traffic FAST.. i Jam the binders on and he slings by me... I give chase for a bit thinking the road might give us one more run. I was pulling on him not allot but pulling .. It said cayman S4?? or 4S??? Didnt know they were so FAST!!!! However he got the jump stayed ahead and there you are.. I was Lost
I grab a quick bit to eat, and im getting back on the road, i see a c-6 come up from behind me... I thinking mmmmm revenge.. Right!!! WRONG!!!!
Now take note; We turn onto a 6 lane road DIRECTLY INFRONT OF THE 911 POLICE CENTER.. and this FOOL tries to get me to run.. ??? i look over as he guns it for the 2nd time, ( now im thinking this is not good my luck) and right then out of NO-WHERE a K-9 unit turns right in front us both of us, as we get to the drive he turned into the vette PUNCHES it again but it this time stayes in it for a bit.. he Zooms off about 6 cars ahead .. as i Just sat there waiting ( JUST GREAT) for the cop to come get me .. due to my car being louder than the c-6, the cop slowed down and stopped but then went on .. ( THANK THE LORD, like i need another drag racing ticket.) So there was Stupid.
And last but not least im getting off the freeway and a nice bmw comes up, we were not ever at first and i got a look at the rear of the car.. 335xi ?? I asked him what the x was for? he said AWD ..mmmmmm Im like coool, so we take off and he couldnt resist, so he punches it and man that thing RIPS out of the box.. But must have been stock.. i came right around him and let off.. he gave the thumbs up and so did I .. and thus he was DEAD..
There you go , i hope you were not to bored with my lost, stupid and dead story. SZ
Im thinking WTF i pull back up a tires width and slam 3rd .. he moves back up on me, Now im thinking Dam auto... as i start to get back the ground i just lost.. i look up and here come traffic FAST.. i Jam the binders on and he slings by me... I give chase for a bit thinking the road might give us one more run. I was pulling on him not allot but pulling .. It said cayman S4?? or 4S??? Didnt know they were so FAST!!!! However he got the jump stayed ahead and there you are.. I was Lost
I grab a quick bit to eat, and im getting back on the road, i see a c-6 come up from behind me... I thinking mmmmm revenge.. Right!!! WRONG!!!!
Now take note; We turn onto a 6 lane road DIRECTLY INFRONT OF THE 911 POLICE CENTER.. and this FOOL tries to get me to run.. ??? i look over as he guns it for the 2nd time, ( now im thinking this is not good my luck) and right then out of NO-WHERE a K-9 unit turns right in front us both of us, as we get to the drive he turned into the vette PUNCHES it again but it this time stayes in it for a bit.. he Zooms off about 6 cars ahead .. as i Just sat there waiting ( JUST GREAT) for the cop to come get me .. due to my car being louder than the c-6, the cop slowed down and stopped but then went on .. ( THANK THE LORD, like i need another drag racing ticket.) So there was Stupid.
And last but not least im getting off the freeway and a nice bmw comes up, we were not ever at first and i got a look at the rear of the car.. 335xi ?? I asked him what the x was for? he said AWD ..mmmmmm Im like coool, so we take off and he couldnt resist, so he punches it and man that thing RIPS out of the box.. But must have been stock.. i came right around him and let off.. he gave the thumbs up and so did I .. and thus he was DEAD..
There you go , i hope you were not to bored with my lost, stupid and dead story. SZ
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Ok.. Lost stupid and dead. Let me tell you about my day, I am done screwing off and head toward home.. Im on a 6 lane road in a kinda remote location, I see a WIDE *** black porshe runing up fast on everyone... and they all let him right through.. he come up behind me and so i downshifted into 2nd and waited.. he nails it .. I Nails it.. and imedatly he is out about a 1/4 of the car.. i was lookinging at the side of his door..
Im thinking WTF i pull back up a tires width and slam 3rd .. he moves back up on me, Now im thinking Dam auto... as i start to get back the ground i just lost.. i look up and here come traffic FAST.. i Jam the binders on and he slings by me... I give chase for a bit thinking the road might give us one more run. I was pulling on him not allot but pulling .. It said cayman S4?? or 4S??? Didnt know they were so FAST!!!! However he got the jump stayed ahead and there you are.. I was Lost
I grab a quick bit to eat, and im getting back on the road, i see a c-6 come up from behind me... I thinking mmmmm revenge.. Right!!! WRONG!!!!
Now take note; We turn onto a 6 lane road DIRECTLY INFRONT OF THE 911 POLICE CENTER.. and this FOOL tries to get me to run.. ??? i look over as he guns it for the 2nd time, ( now im thinking this is not good my luck) and right then out of NO-WHERE a K-9 unit turns right in front us both of us, as we get to the drive he turned into the vette PUNCHES it again but it this time stayes in it for a bit.. he Zooms off about 6 cars ahead .. as i Just sat there waiting ( JUST GREAT) for the cop to come get me .. due to my car being louder than the c-6, the cop slowed down and stopped but then went on .. ( THANK THE LORD, like i need another drag racing ticket.) So there was Stupid.
And last but not least im getting off the freeway and a nice bmw comes up, we were not ever at first and i got a look at the rear of the car.. 335xi ?? I asked him what the x was for? he said AWD ..mmmmmm Im like coool, so we take off and he couldnt resist, so he punches it and man that thing RIPS out of the box.. But must have been stock.. i came right around him and let off.. he gave the thumbs up and so did I .. and thus he was DEAD..
There you go , i hope you were not to bored with my lost, stupid and dead story. SZ
Im thinking WTF i pull back up a tires width and slam 3rd .. he moves back up on me, Now im thinking Dam auto... as i start to get back the ground i just lost.. i look up and here come traffic FAST.. i Jam the binders on and he slings by me... I give chase for a bit thinking the road might give us one more run. I was pulling on him not allot but pulling .. It said cayman S4?? or 4S??? Didnt know they were so FAST!!!! However he got the jump stayed ahead and there you are.. I was Lost
I grab a quick bit to eat, and im getting back on the road, i see a c-6 come up from behind me... I thinking mmmmm revenge.. Right!!! WRONG!!!!
Now take note; We turn onto a 6 lane road DIRECTLY INFRONT OF THE 911 POLICE CENTER.. and this FOOL tries to get me to run.. ??? i look over as he guns it for the 2nd time, ( now im thinking this is not good my luck) and right then out of NO-WHERE a K-9 unit turns right in front us both of us, as we get to the drive he turned into the vette PUNCHES it again but it this time stayes in it for a bit.. he Zooms off about 6 cars ahead .. as i Just sat there waiting ( JUST GREAT) for the cop to come get me .. due to my car being louder than the c-6, the cop slowed down and stopped but then went on .. ( THANK THE LORD, like i need another drag racing ticket.) So there was Stupid.
And last but not least im getting off the freeway and a nice bmw comes up, we were not ever at first and i got a look at the rear of the car.. 335xi ?? I asked him what the x was for? he said AWD ..mmmmmm Im like coool, so we take off and he couldnt resist, so he punches it and man that thing RIPS out of the box.. But must have been stock.. i came right around him and let off.. he gave the thumbs up and so did I .. and thus he was DEAD..
There you go , i hope you were not to bored with my lost, stupid and dead story. SZ
Nice death, umm I don't know what that was about, nice kill.
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Joined: Mar 2005
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From: Chattanooga, tn
Cliff Notes on Stupid:
The guy tried to get me to run right infront of the ENTIRE CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT... In fact right after we passed a Police officer. I have been practicing on looking around before i jump off into a race.
I.E. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0FTEsKM3mU
The guy tried to get me to run right infront of the ENTIRE CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT... In fact right after we passed a Police officer. I have been practicing on looking around before i jump off into a race.
I.E. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0FTEsKM3mU
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Cliff Notes on Stupid:
The guy tried to get me to run right infront of the ENTIRE CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT... In fact right after we passed a Police officer. I have been practicing on looking around before i jump off into a race.
I.E. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0FTEsKM3mU
The guy tried to get me to run right infront of the ENTIRE CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT... In fact right after we passed a Police officer. I have been practicing on looking around before i jump off into a race.
I.E. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0FTEsKM3mU
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