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all this talk about "feelers, social issues and goths" reminds me why i love this forum
05-28-2010, 01:26 PM
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This place is entertaining. 
05-28-2010, 03:35 PM
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05-28-2010, 03:55 PM
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Since your feelers get hurt so easily. Call 1-800-EAT-**** and these will be your options. 
Hello, and welcome to the mental health
hotline.
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
- If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
- If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
- If you are a depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
- If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969696969.
- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.
- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.
- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You won't be crazy forever.
- If you are a blonde, don't press any buttons - you'll just mess it up
Hello, and welcome to the mental health
hotline.
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
- If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
- If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
- If you are a depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
- If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969696969.
- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.
- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.
- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You won't be crazy forever.
- If you are a blonde, don't press any buttons - you'll just mess it up
05-28-2010, 04:10 PM
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Since your feelers get hurt so easily. Call 1-800-EAT-**** and these will be your options.
Hello, and welcome to the mental health
hotline.
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
- If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
- If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
- If you are a depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
- If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969696969.
- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.
- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.
- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You won't be crazy forever.
- If you are a blonde, don't press any buttons - you'll just mess it up
Hello, and welcome to the mental health
hotline.
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
- If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
- If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
- If you are a depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
- If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969696969.
- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.
- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.
- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You won't be crazy forever.
- If you are a blonde, don't press any buttons - you'll just mess it up
except not the last two.
05-28-2010, 05:18 PM
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05-28-2010, 05:33 PM
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05-28-2010, 09:11 PM
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I think I'd take an LT1 over a 96-98 GT.
Just go for the firebird, it doesn't suffer from imploded headlights or ugly interior syndrome.
I know what it's like pony; I've been driving nothing but a Jeep for the last year and a half.
I've looked at everything, but it either isn't right or my funds suddenly disappear.
I just HAD TO take a summer semester. Good bye $3k...
Just go for the firebird, it doesn't suffer from imploded headlights or ugly interior syndrome.
I know what it's like pony; I've been driving nothing but a Jeep for the last year and a half.
I've looked at everything, but it either isn't right or my funds suddenly disappear.
I just HAD TO take a summer semester. Good bye $3k...
05-29-2010, 12:09 AM
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It is hard to find a nice low mileage one in good condition, though.
05-29-2010, 11:31 AM
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I think I'd take an LT1 over a 96-98 GT.
Just go for the firebird, it doesn't suffer from imploded headlights or ugly interior syndrome.
I know what it's like pony; I've been driving nothing but a Jeep for the last year and a half.
I've looked at everything, but it either isn't right or my funds suddenly disappear.
I just HAD TO take a summer semester. Good bye $3k...
Just go for the firebird, it doesn't suffer from imploded headlights or ugly interior syndrome.
I know what it's like pony; I've been driving nothing but a Jeep for the last year and a half.
I've looked at everything, but it either isn't right or my funds suddenly disappear.
I just HAD TO take a summer semester. Good bye $3k...
Funds just aren't there.
I've owned a few auto LT1's and they are fun as hell. We just went for a ride in my brother's 1994 Z28 yesterday (used to be my car) and it rips from a dig for what it is (basically a CAI, catback, 3.42 geared car). Once he gets some top end horsepower he's gonna suprise a some people.
It is hard to find a nice low mileage one in good condition, though.
It is hard to find a nice low mileage one in good condition, though.
05-31-2010, 01:17 AM
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I know what it's like pony; I've been driving nothing but a Jeep for the last year and a half.
