quick story......yet another cheeseball Vette owner..........
i just left the gym, jumped on my cell in the car and LOL'd at this post ^ 
11-08-2011, 08:43 AM
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I....I .... I work out on occasion. 
HA But ya know truth or not when people start out like " I was leaving the bar when all of the sudden some douche in a <insert vehicle> revved on me wearing his hat backwards " stories are funny. You could just be honest and be like " I was leaving Walmart when all of the sudden I seen a <insert vehicle> with some nerdy kid driving who I knew I could beat." - lmao J/p .... or am I?
HA But ya know truth or not when people start out like " I was leaving the bar when all of the sudden some douche in a <insert vehicle> revved on me wearing his hat backwards " stories are funny. You could just be honest and be like " I was leaving Walmart when all of the sudden I seen a <insert vehicle> with some nerdy kid driving who I knew I could beat." - lmao J/p .... or am I? Last edited by projectX; 11-08-2011 at 09:32 AM.
11-08-2011, 04:50 PM
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After receiving silver I stepped down from the podium and gave a last wave to the crowd as my flag proudly receded. I put on a false smile as I parted the crowd and exited the dome. As their smiles and claps became smaller and distant, I archived my life long dream and with a single tear I accepted being the first loser as I fell into my SS. Starting the faithful 99 took but a second with no hesitation. But the slow departure from to parkinglot seemed to last an eternity as I hid my shame from on viewers.
Finally as I hit the open roadway I could no longer bayer the truth and blurted a FUUUCFUUUCFUUUCK, as I pounded the steering wheel.
As I desperately tried to focus and make it home I saw a newer style corvette aproaching from the rear. At this time it was of little concern to me other than the evil stance. Just as I thought the vette would pass it abruptly slows down and paces my speed. Trying to avoid this encounter I pick up speed and still the vette matches me. Agravation fully sets in and I slam the gas and release all 495 rwhp from my caressed 99 SS, instantly putting a football field and archived dreams behind me.
Wipeing my eyes and composeing myself I attempt to match his speed to let him know good run and possibly time permitting how I really needed that 12 seconds of escape. But eye contact is completely avoided and his head hung low as his speed rapidly decelerates whenever Im near.
I make it home and look in the mirror, jokeingly thinking how I wasnt first loser in everything today...
Finally as I hit the open roadway I could no longer bayer the truth and blurted a FUUUCFUUUCFUUUCK, as I pounded the steering wheel.
As I desperately tried to focus and make it home I saw a newer style corvette aproaching from the rear. At this time it was of little concern to me other than the evil stance. Just as I thought the vette would pass it abruptly slows down and paces my speed. Trying to avoid this encounter I pick up speed and still the vette matches me. Agravation fully sets in and I slam the gas and release all 495 rwhp from my caressed 99 SS, instantly putting a football field and archived dreams behind me.
Wipeing my eyes and composeing myself I attempt to match his speed to let him know good run and possibly time permitting how I really needed that 12 seconds of escape. But eye contact is completely avoided and his head hung low as his speed rapidly decelerates whenever Im near.
I make it home and look in the mirror, jokeingly thinking how I wasnt first loser in everything today...
