So we're driving down to E-town and this Acura TL Type-S driver decides that he's going to be cool and fast and cut my friend Anthony off, who drives this super ricey Prelude. Anthony jams on his breaks, I jam on mine, and I hit Anthony. I mean this ****** douche in the Acura cut us off, I guess he wanted to get off at the exit or whatever, and totally stops, bringing Anthony and I from like 45-50 mph to 0. The cop didn't say it was his fault since she couldn't really tell... so now Anthony and I have to go to court and try our best to prove it...

So yeah, I really killed the **** out of it. Annihilated the bodykit, and knocked off the damn fart can.

Ran a 13.2@107mph at the track three weeks after I ran a 14.1@97 (both 2.2 60').. the car definitely has 12s in her now... but still needs lots of work. NEVER BUY A PROJECT CAR!!!

Here's some pics...






that's the paint damage on my car...


the prelude I slaughtered..

 

It sounded like your friend Anthony was driving the lude...
I expect greater clarity out of one your posts, mario.
good "kill"

 

he was... the prelude is his...

Just noticed I got a little bit of Anthony's girlfriend's *** in the picture of my car. Awesome. She's ****** smokin.

 

dang dude, u did slaughter that prelude...
sorry about ur car man!!!
it sucks that u and ur friend are gonna be going to court and try to
explain everything that happened... good luck bro..

 

nice ***! try and get a better pic of it..oh yeah, sorry about the car dude

 

Man, that is one hell of a wing on the Prelude!!

 

Sorry about your ride Jon. On a happier note, way to own the ******' rice. It's actually an improvement! Tell your bud he shouldn't be driving gayludes anyhow. That surely looks to be one phat *** smokin' terdcutter!

 

ur car doesn't look to bad, surprising considering its fiberglass, i was expecting at least a few holes in it, no the prelude on the other hand, that ***** funny, love the fart can on the floor, priceless...goood luck jon

 

Sorry about your car man, but it doesn't look to bad. When my buddy rearended me in his 94 Z28, my front looked exactly the same because i went under the car infront of me. Good luck in court man!.

 

Holy **** Jon. You need to get rid of that car. It's given you nothing but problems. Sorry to hear about the wreck. It's nice seeing that rice mobile all fucked up though.

 

That sucks- instead of trying to settle it in court why don't you just find the guy and beat the **** out of him (mob action)? The person who is at fault never loses in court.

 

What color was the type-S?? Did it have rims? I might know of a guy who has a type-s up there in Jersey who drives like an ***.

 

sorry to hear about your car man. i know some TL guys around there, I'll try to find something out for you.

 

WTF!?!
I can't make heads or tails out of your post Jon.
Here are my cliff notes of your story<<(this idea borrowed off someone else on this forum)
Acura cuts off Anthony.
Anthony hits his brakes, you do too at a speed around 45-50mph. You slide into Anthony.
Anthony drives a Prelude, and is a ******* douche, but has a hot girlfriend with a nice ***.
Cop admits it is his fault because they (who's they? Is someone there schizophrenic?) couldn't really tell? (How is this whole situation the cop's fault?)
Picture of Prelude shows park bench on trunk.
Picture of your car shows scratches.

Tony

 

Actually Unit, right now Jons lt1 is running like a damn mustang with a vortech strapped on it with no other mods.

Me and jon were talking about his car he needs these things.

-more boost. <---period there
-LT's, x-pipe, true duals to open flow
-an intercooler to cool some air into that blower
-needs a tune almost as bad as a new ls1 with a T-rex cam dropped in it!

after that and some sticky tires and a converter, his car is all over the 11's. he has a ***** as 2400 stall, hell that is not even like a damn stall at all!


Nice pics jon, pure comedy

 

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man, dude, that sucks... I bet Anthony is going to go around driving with the fart can like that, because it would cause sparks, and he could say that his car was so "pimped out yo, that she shoots flames out da' back.... HOLLA!!!"

 

Damn sorry about you and your friends cars. This might inspire you to get a new mod. Brembo's! Once again, sorry about your cars.

 

Ahhh, The Jersey merge. One of my favorites. You definately knocked the fart can off the uber-rice Lude.

 

hell yeah biatch!! jersey reppin!!!