turbo ss vs undefeated cobra "king"
11-08-2012, 11:19 AM
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I met up with 2SS. nice guy. about 5'10", 175 pound and several tattoos. mostly on his *****. anyway he text me via ms\dos b: floppy disc aboot the car he was going to sell. originally he wanted $100 for it but I jew magnumed him down to $80, because i wanted to buy a 6 of beer and a pack of smoooooth menthol cools for the drive home.
irregardlessly, we ended up partying undlessly with a wad of hookers and blow. what a great bunch of guys they were! anyway I got the car home and am in the process of jamming a stick into the turbo to slow the car down a little so them crazy cobras have a chance of keeping up.
irregardlessly, we ended up partying undlessly with a wad of hookers and blow. what a great bunch of guys they were! anyway I got the car home and am in the process of jamming a stick into the turbo to slow the car down a little so them crazy cobras have a chance of keeping up.
11-08-2012, 11:46 AM
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I met up with 2SS. nice guy. about 5'10", 175 pound and several tattoos. mostly on his *****. anyway he text me via ms\dos b: floppy disc aboot the car he was going to sell. originally he wanted $100 for it but I jew magnumed him down to $80, because i wanted to buy a 6 of beer and a pack of smoooooth menthol cools for the drive home.
irregardlessly, we ended up partying undlessly with a wad of hookers and blow. what a great bunch of guys they were! anyway I got the car home and am in the process of jamming a stick into the turbo to slow the car down a little so them crazy cobras have a chance of keeping up.
irregardlessly, we ended up partying undlessly with a wad of hookers and blow. what a great bunch of guys they were! anyway I got the car home and am in the process of jamming a stick into the turbo to slow the car down a little so them crazy cobras have a chance of keeping up.
11-08-2012, 11:48 AM
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I met up with 2SS. nice guy. about 5'10", 175 pound and several tattoos. mostly on his *****. anyway he text me via ms\dos b: floppy disc aboot the car he was going to sell. originally he wanted $100 for it but I jew magnumed him down to $80, because i wanted to buy a 6 of beer and a pack of smoooooth menthol cools for the drive home.
irregardlessly, we ended up partying undlessly with a wad of hookers and blow. what a great bunch of guys they were! anyway I got the car home and am in the process of jamming a stick into the turbo to slow the car down a little so them crazy cobras have a chance of keeping up.
irregardlessly, we ended up partying undlessly with a wad of hookers and blow. what a great bunch of guys they were! anyway I got the car home and am in the process of jamming a stick into the turbo to slow the car down a little so them crazy cobras have a chance of keeping up.
Shakwantel is a great guy. I invited him down on my personal yacht and to paradise with me but he said he had some banks to rob in the next day and would be unable to do so. He also claimed he couldn't leave his professional job of collecting welfare checks, food stamps and free government phones.
Will come visit you in about 2 months Shakwantel.
11-08-2012, 11:59 AM
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I think you are the only person taking this thread seriously. If you can't see the sarcasm all over in here, then I truly worry for you.
11-14-2012, 11:04 PM
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The **** does money and work have to do with this? I used my own hands to count out the cash to buy the car. Then I ******* filled the tires up with air MYSELF.
You mad my 2 day build would smoke your slow piece of ****?
Where are you located? I'll ******* fly in and demolish your *** too. Bitch.
You mad my 2 day build would smoke your slow piece of ****?
Where are you located? I'll ******* fly in and demolish your *** too. Bitch.
