Or, given today's ambiguous state of things, "Dyno Drag Queen"....
I wouldn't know what to do if someone would pull a dyno sheet on me while revving. That's just about the wierdest thing I've read here....

 

I've seen someone pull out a dyno sheet before like that. There is a supercharged GT in my town and the guy keeps it next to him in the passenger seat and always flashes it then never races like he's too good to back it up. The sheet is close to 390 horse and less torque from what I've heard. I couldn't read the thing though at night through my window. Nice run though at least you were a good sport to the guy.