Stupidest Street Racer Stories
05-09-2013, 11:33 AM
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Cocky Evo owner was hanging out back in the day and my buddy asked him to race his 92 Camaro RS (lt1 swap with lt4 hotcam and pretty well full bolt ons, t56 and gears).
Kid laughed at him and said something snarky I don't remember about "you don't want any, on race gas tonight" (evo to my knowledge was cammed, nitrous, bolt on, tuned, etc but stock turbo).
Finally my buddy just followed him out when he left and they did 3 highway pulls from 45-50ish mph with the Evo getting spanked hard first, then he started spraying and still got pulled by 1.5-2 cars.
Kid laughed at him and said something snarky I don't remember about "you don't want any, on race gas tonight" (evo to my knowledge was cammed, nitrous, bolt on, tuned, etc but stock turbo).
Finally my buddy just followed him out when he left and they did 3 highway pulls from 45-50ish mph with the Evo getting spanked hard first, then he started spraying and still got pulled by 1.5-2 cars.
05-09-2013, 11:57 AM
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I have had this happen too. Not after a race. Leaving Road Atlanta, there is only one entrance/exit to the track, and when traffic finally broke up here is this explorer with a guy hanging out the window paddling a full size boat paddle out the window. laughs were had.
05-09-2013, 02:32 PM
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The other night me and my buddies were cruising(35 in a 40), I was in front them 2 behind me(2011 and 2013 RT chargers. When I look in my mirror and see this blacked out diesel cruising along side them. All of a sudden he blows black smoke in their windows. So he comes up next to me, and tries it but I gun it up before he does. So he follows us out of city limits and go from a 20 punch. I pull a car and a half on him, and its coming up one lane, but he wasn't stopping. I swerve right and he flies by. We pull over and he comes back. He goes "man thats a fast cobalt you have there" Mother f.......I good him it was an Impala SS with a 5.3. His dad has a 9sec diesel that he races here. All in all a cool kid afterwards
05-09-2013, 02:53 PM
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Does anyone have any video of this? It would would be youtube gold.
05-09-2013, 02:57 PM
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05-09-2013, 03:11 PM
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05-09-2013, 04:13 PM
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I was in the Bonneville (torquey but not exactly a street racer, 4 door..) at a stoplight right next to my college. There are cops EVERYWHERE around the campus. A blacked out 2010+ V6 mustang pulls up with spiked hair and douchey looking aviators. This guy reeked of jersey shore. I was on my way back from walmart, we were uphill and I'm not about to blow by the side of campus to impress some jersey shore wannabe that thinks his v6 is something special. I told the passenger, bet he guns it. As soon as it turns green he goes 3/4 throttle and then slams into 2nd and you can hear the cute v6 catback.
I really wanted a cop to be on the other side of the hill.
I really wanted a cop to be on the other side of the hill.
05-09-2013, 09:36 PM
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05-11-2013, 05:21 AM
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Had some old redneck pull up to me at a light in an F-150 when my car was stock and start rev'ing his motor. I saw the cop behind him but apparently he didn't. I rev'ed it back and he took off like a bat out of hell. Cop pulls next to me and looks at me laughing so I waived back as he pops his cherries and goes after the redneck in the truck.
05-11-2013, 09:03 AM
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05-11-2013, 05:20 PM
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little backstory of me against this ferrari back in the day,
This one time back in the day i had just lost my green eclipse in a slips race for respect against this guy in an Rx7, ill post a pic of my my eclipse
so anyway i was driving the guy i lost to home one night and got tangled up in the wrong neighborhood and some guys in snakeskin pants shot at my eclipse and because i had NOS in there, 2 of the big ones the car blew up like it was die hard up in that parking lot. anyway so i owed this guy a 10 sec car and i built up this supra i found in some parking lot, it was a real piece of junk before but after we overnighted some parts from japan it was going to decimate all. ill post a pic real quick before going on
so i was at a stoplight rolling in my supra and this loser shows up with a ferrari and i was nicely admiring his car, not really talking **** even though i had my overnighted parts from japan freshly installed and a sweet *** rear spoiler and this loser goes on an on about how its a ferrari and its worth more than i make in a year, etc. so my friend leans over and says "smoke em".
so we race and weave in an out of traffic, and its pretty clear the guy cant handle it and he loses by so many lengths that hes not even in sight anymore. then i ate shrimp. ive got a great still of the race as well as a vid, ill post below, enjoy!
This one time back in the day i had just lost my green eclipse in a slips race for respect against this guy in an Rx7, ill post a pic of my my eclipse
so anyway i was driving the guy i lost to home one night and got tangled up in the wrong neighborhood and some guys in snakeskin pants shot at my eclipse and because i had NOS in there, 2 of the big ones the car blew up like it was die hard up in that parking lot. anyway so i owed this guy a 10 sec car and i built up this supra i found in some parking lot, it was a real piece of junk before but after we overnighted some parts from japan it was going to decimate all. ill post a pic real quick before going on
so i was at a stoplight rolling in my supra and this loser shows up with a ferrari and i was nicely admiring his car, not really talking **** even though i had my overnighted parts from japan freshly installed and a sweet *** rear spoiler and this loser goes on an on about how its a ferrari and its worth more than i make in a year, etc. so my friend leans over and says "smoke em".
so we race and weave in an out of traffic, and its pretty clear the guy cant handle it and he loses by so many lengths that hes not even in sight anymore. then i ate shrimp. ive got a great still of the race as well as a vid, ill post below, enjoy!
