What to say to ricers?
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Staging Lane
Joined: May 2004
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From: Houston, Texas
What to say to ricers? I read on here not to long ago about LS1's pulling up to rice and yelling "Cute Car". Well if anyone knows some good line to say before smoking one, let me know.
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From: Miami
I have come to ignore rice. Waste of my time.
If I'm gonna get pulled over racing something, it better be a fast car as an opponent.
The other day I saw two ricers pulled over on the expressway shoulder by an FHP. The suckers were watching their cars get flatbedded and taken away. As much as I hate rice, I would sure hate for that to happen to me.
If I'm gonna get pulled over racing something, it better be a fast car as an opponent.
The other day I saw two ricers pulled over on the expressway shoulder by an FHP. The suckers were watching their cars get flatbedded and taken away. As much as I hate rice, I would sure hate for that to happen to me.
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Originally Posted by transamman400
"That thing got a Hemi!?"
"......no"
"Ohh. Well thanks anyway." (exhaust then can it)
"......no"
"Ohh. Well thanks anyway." (exhaust then can it)
If you're from up North, make sure you say it in a southern twang also.
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"Metallic mint green is REALLY your color!"
"Well, at least your stereo is nicer than mine."
"I think I just say your CV boot about 50' back."
"The race is MPH, not MPG."
"What a nice car Mommy bought for you."
"I didn't know Mitsubishi made a Type R."
"You need more stickers. I can still see some factory paint."
"All V8s lope like this. Why?"
"How much money WOULD you like to bet?"
"Don't feel bad. I used to have a Chevy Citation."
"NNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSS!"
"Does that model have the integrated baby seat?"
"Just because it's a Neon does not mean you have to put it on the car."
