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Old 09-12-2014, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by R6cowboy
Driver who has a mushroom for a brain is how, or car is mechanically jacked in some sorts. Put a chimpanzee behind the wheel of your car and tell us how slow it becomes.
I don't think he needs to put a chimp in his car, that turd is dog **** slow anyway.
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Originally Posted by assasinator
did not pay attention to the OP's posting. its a crap thread for no reason.

but 82 mph?

my 1980 5 liter trapped 84-85

a full size 73 chevy with 400hp 327 trapped 82

how is it possible to trap that low in a car in 2014?

OP are you sure you are not full of bullshit? 82? i gotta read these threads more often.


82? seriously. OP you are sticking by that trap for either car? the title gave you zero credibility, the words you typed? man you are cool. you are as cool as Hio and shitbag hammer.
my brother stock auto 5.0 in the 1\8th. ran a best of 8.7 at 81 mph. followed it up with an 8.9 then 8.8






they don't all run like it's -1000 DA.
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hammer what did your car run bone stock in the same conditions?
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never ran or even owned it bone stock. stock L99's were running 8.9-9.1 there on the same day. that srt4 he ran there had slicks and as much boost as the stock turbo could put out, or something like that.
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Originally Posted by big hammer
never ran or even owned it bone stock. stock L99's were running 8.9-9.1 there on the same day. that srt4 he ran there had slicks and as much boost as the stock turbo could put out, or something like that.
My friends M6 5.0 with a CIA went 8.4 @86 must be a factoy freak
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Originally Posted by 2003Cobro
My friends M6 5.0 with a CIA went 8.4 @86 must be a factoy freak
or just a different track with different conditions. comparing track times from other ends of the earth is silliness.
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Originally Posted by big hammer
or just a different track with different conditions. comparing track times from other ends of the earth is silliness.
Tyler, would you consider your brother a good driver? Does he go to the track on a regular basis?
Edit: I am curious if you could have produced a better ET/Trap. That would have been a good indicator on how well the car performs.
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How hard is it to really drive a stock auto car down the strip....

And no this is not the great auto vs. manual debate. But c'mon a 13 second auto car is not hard to get down the track or off the line at the track for that matter. I don't care what tires are on it.
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Originally Posted by MACHXLR8
Tyler, would you consider your brother a good driver? Does he go to the track on a regular basis?
Edit: I am curious if you could have produced a better ET/Trap.
Not bad but there's nothing to screw up with it. All nannies off, put it in drive and floor it. He wasn't spinning either. That's just what it could run that day.
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Originally Posted by willizm
I don't think he needs to put a chimp in his car, that turd is dog **** slow anyway.
Yes, very true. Good point.
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I'm mind blown. From the facts in this thread it seems that a stock camaro ss w/ 325hp vs a 5.0 w/ 416hp the camaro would win at the track.
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w/ good drivers, same tires, same 60', yada yada yada
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Originally Posted by "MAC"
Lol these are the exact same excuses yall get onto the GM guys for saying. Yet its cool if the 5.bros say them now?
Wtf are you talking about? And dunno what you mean by "yall" but if you're insinuating I am a "Ford fanboy" you are severely mistaken. You realize Chevelles with ls1s and Silverados are all GM products right? Because those are what I have. My brother had a 2011 5.0 and while it was fast for a stock car, it also **** a transmission with 5k miles on it and Ford told him to **** off with it.

If OP's thread was "why the **** are 2014 Corvettes so slow, my brother's ******* turd bolt on 3v walked one hard" my reply would have been the same.
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Originally Posted by thunderstruck507

Wtf are you talking about? And dunno what you mean by "yall" but if you're insinuating I am a "Ford fanboy" you are severely mistaken. You realize Chevelles with ls1s and Silverados are all GM products right? Because those are what I have. My brother had a 2011 5.0 and while it was fast for a stock car, it also **** a transmission with 5k miles on it and Ford told him to **** off with it.

If OP's thread was "why the **** are 2014 Corvettes so slow, my brother's ******* turd bolt on 3v walked one hard" my reply would have been the same.
Yall meaning the ford guys that are on the ls1tech forum... they know who they are which is why they didn't respond
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I'm the owner of that slow *** slug of a 3v, I wanna thank yall for the epic thread that made my Friday. continue
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Originally Posted by ALEXZ28
I'm the owner of that slow *** slug of a 3v, I wanna thank yall for the epic thread that made my Friday. continue
Got pics of the car? Nice race. The outcome made sense to me.just don't mind the 5.bros they can get testy.
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Originally Posted by ALEXZ28
I'm the owner of that slow *** slug of a 3v, I wanna thank yall for the epic thread that made my Friday. continue
Yea 3v are POS's man upgrade to a lt1! I would say lsx anything or new 5.0 but i dont want you to kill yourself
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Originally Posted by big hammer
Got pics of the car? Nice race. The outcome made sense to me.just don't mind the 5.bros they can get testy.
Appreciate dude. I'm full aware about 5.0s and how amazing they are blah blah lol I gave it a good run and that's all that matters. I'll post some pics
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Originally Posted by "MAC"
Yea 3v are POS's man upgrade to a lt1! I would say lsx anything or new 5.0 but i dont want you to kill yourself
Nah I'm happy with the car. That's just a bolt on geared car. I'll have a turbo on it after xmas.
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Originally Posted by ALEXZ28

Nah I'm happy with the car. That's just a bolt on geared car. I'll have a turbo on it after xmas.
So 12s is what you're going for?


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