Jake, you have my number, and know where I live, yet no hangout?

Becuz internet badass

 

You live 600 miles from me, bae. Don't worry, daddy is coming to play with you soon. Just have to work it into my schedule.

 

Your schedule? You don't have a schedule, thus the 40 usernames on here. You have all the time in the world to do whatever you want, just not the mental stability

 

 

You're on here 10x as much as I am, cupcake. Your daddy actually has a life outside of this place.

 

Bwhahaha it only appears that way because you get banned after a couple days on. But you lurk and read 24/7

 

Wrong, fuckboy. I read these threads only a couple days a week. Partly because my brain hurts after reading most of you and a few other's stupid faggotry.

 

What likely happens is he gets mad about something he reads, trashes his basement, his mom sends him to anger management therapy, he reappears several days/weeks later, tries to keep his **** together but reads something else that makes him mad....repeat cycle.

 

Quiet, sweetie. Or daddy will get out the belt again like the other night.

 

Is this your new thing, now? Just super gay fantasies of yours because you're all out of e-badass?

 

Jake-the-Snake owns you, Sean.

 

AHA, it makes sense now. You're still traumatized from Haters when everyone responded "I am the owner of Jacob Brooks" so many times you had a Britney Spears-esque meltdown

 

Yeah I'm so traumatized by how easily I **** you off. get a clue, pumpkin ****.

 

He's raging again. lol

 

Wow Jake Tannen cant even keep his rage in check. Time to refill your prescription?

 

So when do the 5.Br0s get a chance at dragging the Mystic that he hear beats 5.Br0s all the time?

I'll be at CFR more than likely 10/17 or 10/24. More than welcome to join us.

 

You mad that it beats stock and LBO 5.bros? Sure seems like it And you're welcome to come to Norfolk.

 

I just kindly invited you to the strip where I'll be at. Feel free to kik me or PM if you can make it or not. I'll even buy your drinks if the Mystic wins.

 

I never claimed that the Mystic beats tuned 5.0s. It would be a lot closer than you think though.

 

lol tuned 5.0's give Mystic trouble. Why am I not surprised?