SRT-4 > your LS1
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Originally Posted by enisguy
Anybody who thinks they're cool while cruising in a Neon should be shot. End of story.
Here's my post from the srt4 forums. I hear ya John.
Have you guys ever stopped and actually thought about what it is your driving? You drive cute little NEONS. Chrysler's answer to the Civic. Don't give me that "it's an SRT-4 not a NEON ****" as we all know better. The bottom line is that you're driving a four door car made for daddy to purchase for his slutty little teenage daughter, so that she may get lucky in the backseat by way of her LS1 driving boyfriend. For you guys to feel proud to drive a NEON, it says verry little for whatever self-esteem you guys have of yourselves.
There is hope though. All you fellas run out to your little bug cars, stand behind the trunk, grab hold of the space shuttle wing, and pull. Remove the wing, smash it over your heads and repeat after me....I want to be a man, I no longer want to be gay, I will sell my NEON and break up with my boyfriend………….
Have you guys ever stopped and actually thought about what it is your driving? You drive cute little NEONS. Chrysler's answer to the Civic. Don't give me that "it's an SRT-4 not a NEON ****" as we all know better. The bottom line is that you're driving a four door car made for daddy to purchase for his slutty little teenage daughter, so that she may get lucky in the backseat by way of her LS1 driving boyfriend. For you guys to feel proud to drive a NEON, it says verry little for whatever self-esteem you guys have of yourselves.
There is hope though. All you fellas run out to your little bug cars, stand behind the trunk, grab hold of the space shuttle wing, and pull. Remove the wing, smash it over your heads and repeat after me....I want to be a man, I no longer want to be gay, I will sell my NEON and break up with my boyfriend………….






