Epic SRK B/S thread of 2019
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I'm a mad mother ****** right now. Just stumbled into an LS1 mechanics trap. Changing the pilot bearing on my Impala SS LS1 swap, used the bread method like I always do. Whack, whack, whack, bolt goes in way too far....What the ****?!? Did I just break the end of the crank? Google fu later, oh yeah, some ******* at GM put a freeze plug back there, and you just knocked it through. So 4 hours and a broken pilot bearing puller later, I cut my way through the frozen pilot bearing, took the oil pan off, got the freeze plug and all of my paper out. What does that freeze plug do? Not a ******* thing, that could have been solid and nothing would have changed.
So yeah, now I know, and knowing is half the battle.
So yeah, now I know, and knowing is half the battle.
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watch this video. SEALED 5.0 and guaranteed NOT GUTTED OR HOLE PUNCHED like your garbage piece of tin can ****
https://youtu.be/X6vzdHuLI0s
https://youtu.be/X6vzdHuLI0s
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yeah.. he did have a passenger seat though. Someone ended up going inside and sat there recording. I will tell you what though...****. Even if all the seats were removed including drivers seat it still weighs 5 tons more than Dugless’ tin can. Hes gonna reply now saying how we’re bitches and we need a special magical 10 speed “power adder” to run 10s LOL
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I've outran every na bolt on 5br0 that has attempted to come on ls1tech.....and even yours by 8 tenths.
yeah.. he did have a passenger seat though. Someone ended up going inside and sat there recording. I will tell you what though...****. Even if all the seats were removed including drivers seat it still weighs 5 tons more than Dugless’ tin can. Hes gonna reply now saying how we’re bitches and we need a special magical 10 speed “power adder” to run 10s LOL
It's funny.....because every 5br0 I've ever seen could do 10s with a tune and tire.....except for the many that owned them in here.
I find it funny you won't even go try. Shows what a mouthpiece you are.
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It's probably stock....![The Jester](https://ls1tech.com/forums/images/smilies/LS1Tech/gr_jest.gif)
I've outran every na bolt on 5br0 that has attempted to come on ls1tech.....and even yours by 8 tenths.
And how does yours run ???
It's funny.....because every 5br0 I've ever seen could do 10s with a tune and tire.....except for the many that owned them in here.
I find it funny you won't even go try. Shows what a mouthpiece you are.
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I've outran every na bolt on 5br0 that has attempted to come on ls1tech.....and even yours by 8 tenths.
And how does yours run ???
It's funny.....because every 5br0 I've ever seen could do 10s with a tune and tire.....except for the many that owned them in here.
I find it funny you won't even go try. Shows what a mouthpiece you are.
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If you haven't lined up against them, you havent outrun ****. You're not doing anything but bench racing. Probably the kind of guy that says he outruns sport bikes because you rolled on a newbie on a suzuki sv that one time.
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waaaa waaa waaaa keep crying, hoe. You still dont get it? You are 1 hard headed hill billy. Your car is a LIGHT WEIGHT TIN CAN. Newer Fords or Chevys are way heavier than your tin can hole punched piece of **** and are running 10s n/a. Dont get me started on Dodges weight. At least they can still pull at 4k+ lbs. Go put another passenger in your tin can and run it down the 1/4 with a legit timer. Ohhhh boy youd cry with that time... and your **** would still be thousands of lbs lighter than these newer cars these days. ***.
The slowest time i ever ran is faster than you. You to much of a bitch to go try.
And i wasn't even trying really. Just playing.
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Blah blah blah mouthpiece
The slowest time i ever ran is faster than you. You to much of a bitch to go try.
I've lined up against several. They were not even close. None of the awesome mfr's in here you would suck off were close either.
And i wasn't even trying really. Just playing.
The slowest time i ever ran is faster than you. You to much of a bitch to go try.
I've lined up against several. They were not even close. None of the awesome mfr's in here you would suck off were close either.
And i wasn't even trying really. Just playing.
took you decades to hole punch your tin can car to shave it down to 3,000lbs and completely swap out the powertrain and other “not said” mods to get a “legit” 11.0 sec car. LOL @ at 1.2 60 foot too. But you never really tried.......... LOL
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No....if i woulda been trying i would have put it on a fuel, gutted it to a actual tin can like all the 5br0s that even get near a 11.0, put drag brakes on it, a slick, 2 step.......and then set back and listen to your bitch *** cry harder.
The car never made a pass in it's most powerful form. You and ohio still cry on it.
I mean ohio tried and he couldn't get past a 11.5 in his 5br0. I ran a 11.5 not even on a dr and ran out of gear at the 1000 ft mark.
And you've still made no passes
The car never made a pass in it's most powerful form. You and ohio still cry on it.
I mean ohio tried and he couldn't get past a 11.5 in his 5br0. I ran a 11.5 not even on a dr and ran out of gear at the 1000 ft mark.
And you've still made no passes
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No....if i woulda been trying i would have put it on a fuel, gutted it to a actual tin can like all the 5br0s that even get near a 11.0, put drag brakes on it, a slick, 2 step.......and then set back and listen to your bitch *** cry harder.
The car never made a pass in it's most powerful form. You and ohio still cry on it.
I mean ohio tried and he couldn't get past a 11.5 in his 5br0. I ran a 11.5 not even on a dr and ran out of gear at the 1000 ft mark.
And you've still made no passes![The Jester](https://ls1tech.com/forums/images/smilies/LS1Tech/gr_jest.gif)
The car never made a pass in it's most powerful form. You and ohio still cry on it.
I mean ohio tried and he couldn't get past a 11.5 in his 5br0. I ran a 11.5 not even on a dr and ran out of gear at the 1000 ft mark.
And you've still made no passes
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you whine more than Trump right now. WHY DIDNT YOU RUN your **** on ‘most powerful form?’ I know why. You know why. Them damn timers that would be valid that day and give you a correct time. And you did gut it to a tin can. You hid your holes! You know it too you lying hillbilly *****. After decades and decades playing with it dont act like you didnt “try”. Sealed 5.0s running 10s n/a makes you sleep less at night. Imagine an S550 weighing ~3,000lbs like your pepsi can 😉
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“most powerful form” lmao
you whine more than Trump right now. WHY DIDNT YOU RUN your **** on ‘most powerful form?’ I know why. You know why. Them damn timers that would be valid that day and give you a correct time. And you did gut it to a tin can. You hid your holes! You know it too you lying hillbilly *****. After decades and decades playing with it dont act like you didnt “try”. Sealed 5.0s running 10s n/a makes you sleep less at night. Imagine an S550 weighing ~3,000lbs like your pepsi can 😉
you whine more than Trump right now. WHY DIDNT YOU RUN your **** on ‘most powerful form?’ I know why. You know why. Them damn timers that would be valid that day and give you a correct time. And you did gut it to a tin can. You hid your holes! You know it too you lying hillbilly *****. After decades and decades playing with it dont act like you didnt “try”. Sealed 5.0s running 10s n/a makes you sleep less at night. Imagine an S550 weighing ~3,000lbs like your pepsi can 😉
3000lbs isnt that light for an Fbody. My 02 auto SS t-top car weighed 33XX. My 99 should be right around 3000lbs once im completely done with it.
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Nope...it accelerated fast enough to run out of gear. Hence a gear change instead of a stupid comment like yours.
Aahhhhh.....it all comes together now. You're a snowflake.
Just to prove you're a liar. If i hid the wholes......you wouldn't know about them. Not that they did much speed wise. Next to nothing really...maybe 10lbs from holes max. None in the chassis at all. But it sure made liberals cry.
You could always go run it. But you don't run anything but your mouth.
it's really not....but mine didn't weigh 3000lb. He just makes this **** up.
“most powerful form” lmao
you whine more than Trump right now. WHY DIDNT YOU RUN your **** on ‘most powerful form?’ I know why. You know why. Them damn timers that would be valid that day and give you a correct time. And you did gut it to a tin can. You hid your holes! You know it too you lying hillbilly *****. After decades and decades playing with it dont act like you didnt “try”. Sealed 5.0s running 10s n/a makes you sleep less at night. Imagine an S550 weighing ~3,000lbs like your pepsi can 😉
you whine more than Trump right now. WHY DIDNT YOU RUN your **** on ‘most powerful form?’ I know why. You know why. Them damn timers that would be valid that day and give you a correct time. And you did gut it to a tin can. You hid your holes! You know it too you lying hillbilly *****. After decades and decades playing with it dont act like you didnt “try”. Sealed 5.0s running 10s n/a makes you sleep less at night. Imagine an S550 weighing ~3,000lbs like your pepsi can 😉
Aahhhhh.....it all comes together now. You're a snowflake.
Just to prove you're a liar. If i hid the wholes......you wouldn't know about them. Not that they did much speed wise. Next to nothing really...maybe 10lbs from holes max. None in the chassis at all. But it sure made liberals cry.
it's really not....but mine didn't weigh 3000lb. He just makes this **** up.
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Nope...it accelerated fast enough to run out of gear. Hence a gear change instead of a stupid comment like yours.
Aahhhhh.....it all comes together now. You're a snowflake.
Just to prove you're a liar. If i hid the wholes......you wouldn't know about them. Not that they did much speed wise. Next to nothing really...maybe 10lbs from holes max. None in the chassis at all. But it sure made liberals cry.
You could always go run it. But you don't run anything but your mouth.
it's really not....but mine didn't weigh 3000lb. He just makes this **** up.
Aahhhhh.....it all comes together now. You're a snowflake.
Just to prove you're a liar. If i hid the wholes......you wouldn't know about them. Not that they did much speed wise. Next to nothing really...maybe 10lbs from holes max. None in the chassis at all. But it sure made liberals cry.
You could always go run it. But you don't run anything but your mouth.
it's really not....but mine didn't weigh 3000lb. He just makes this **** up.
btw,
my 5.0 engine cover probably weighs more than half of your car 😂 your **** does weigh around 3k or maybe 31xx. Same ****. Lighter than a Volkswagen Golf. Go run your car at 3350lbs. Tell me your time then princess... oh wait
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