and probably was probably trying to row gears with his shifter stuck up his *** as well

 

hahahahah what does he have your mom in the back seat? a 2000 vert LS1 car weighs 3649lbs. and since he has 315/325 then your story doesnt check out. im sorry but u may have beat ricers and stock GT stangs' but you are full of **** dude. a porsche badge doesn't add horsepower

 

Wow!!!!!!!! what a tool you are Porsche mommy, I doubt your car is even out of the 14's, and I seriously doubt you beat any healthy 98 cobra or LS1, stop the , where are you located? I bet my Ford will take your SUPERCAR BOXSTER THAT SHARES PARTS WITH THE FAMOUS 911, I bet you I take you by at least 8-10 car lengths.................and Im not even the "mighty" 03/04 Cobra....................

 

last time i checked mid 13 sec. cars usually beat 14 sec. cars

 

oh yea, and sharing interior parts with the 911 doesnt help you go faster...someone correct me if im wrong lol <<<porsche daddy after riding in my car

 

let me take you to school...in my 305 hp slowbra ...or better yet my blazer on a 50 shot...heres a vid so you know what your up aginst

vid is in title

 

Boxster S's are f'ing slow. Buying a Boxster just because it says Porsche somewhere on it is retarded. Thats like going to a strip club and having a fat chick give you a lap dance because her last name is Anderson......reminding you of the Pamela.....but wait, you only did it for the name.

How was the lap dance, big guy ?

 

lets just say that the new boxer runs the quarter in a mind shattering 0 to 60 rushes up in 5.2 seconds, followed shortly by a 13.8-second quarter-mile at 101 mph. (So says Car and Driver) But I am sure that is with a great driver, and you are in no way a great driver. There is no way in hell that you beat an ls1. I mean for godsake, I ran against an 04 911 (non-turbo) last week and he wont be messing with an ls1 again without thinking twice. The only good porsche is th gt2. I run a damn 12.9 with shitty launches and all I have done is exhaust and intake. bone stock I was running 13.3.



Fry

 

I could be John ******* Force for all you know. Shitty driver, yeah ok buddy. Have another one. Maybe just maybe the Slowbra driver is the shitty one?? You don't just race the car you dimwit, you race the other driver. I could beat a C5 if the guy or girl has no clue how to get the most out of there car. And FYI the Corbra driver was pretty weak.

 

There is this really cool book you should check out "How to win Friends and Influence People". Paperback is only like 6 or 7 bucks.

 

no i think i vette with a bad driver would still wax ur boxer

 

Really, did you learn anything good?

 

^^^^^^^

 

So how about it??? You didnt say anything about my post, how about I set you up with a race from a fellow registry member in your area, I will set everything up for you, and we can tape it.

 

I learned that whatever your attempting...isn't gunna work.

I would just stop now, change my screen name and try again. If I was you.

 

[QUOTE=Porsche_Daddy]I do race cars that are worthy. Modded Gt's and RX7 turbo. There are not a whole shitload of nice fast cars where I live so I pretty much get beat by 99% of the stuff I see on the road. And I get mad as **** and go home and smack my bitch for telling me that i looked ******* hot and that my car is the fastest car in the country. no one here likes me I was expecting a warm welcome and you guy's are making fun of me this is bullshit i thought you guy's liked me why why why why

 

porshce in the other thread i said i beat boxter's in my daily driver it's a 2002 nissan spec v four door family car. your car is so pathetic that even on sentra forums it's laughed about for being pathetic and thats coming from a car that runs 14.8-15.1 stock. anytime your in northern va and want to try out the family car i'm game to put it on you you overpriced car buying cocksucking piece of ****







sorry just his idiotic posts get to me

 

I have a moddied gt care to race Ill let you go when you want at ANY speed.. Hell for giggles, ill let you have 5 or more car lengths..

 

[QUOTE=TA TED] from a group who could care less about you or your cockwagon.

 

White mach, if you pm me I'll be game for meeting up with one of your buddies in the area. Let's not be stupid though, I'm not going up against 03+ cobras or LS1's modded out the wazzzooo.