mini cooper s ??
what do u think the outcome will be? i think i will own him!!!! he has cold air intake and it is stock supercharged
Please tell me you really just made this kids' comments up because you were bored.
Seriously, your car stock versus his with his CAI wouldn't even be considered a race. The fact that you're modified means that this race is gonna be absolute murder.
Also, wtf is it with these "sport compact" kids actin' like hot **** when they tell people "I don't take it to the track." Um, like that's something to brag about? That just tells us that you're even more ignorant and retarded than you previously came off as, because you're too much of a ***** to run your car and see what your own personal factual times are.
*sighs and shakes head* Stupid ricers.
I work with a kid who has a '90 Honda Accord 4door 4banger M5, with " a lot of work done". He claims to beat 5.0's all the time and that he SHOULD be running mid 15's and pushing 90 m.p.h. for his trap speed. I ask him all the time if he ever plans on running it at the track so he can stop guessing and assuming what he should be running, and find out what he actually runs, and he always gives me the excuse of "Well, I don't run it at the track because I wanna maintain a low profile so no one sees how fast I run so that way people will keep thinkin' I'm slow and then I'll continue to win their money at the street races."
*sighs and shakes head* Stupid ricers.
I work with a kid who has a '90 Honda Accord 4door 4banger M5, with " a lot of work done". He claims to beat 5.0's all the time and that he SHOULD be running mid 15's and pushing 90 m.p.h. for his trap speed. I ask him all the time if he ever plans on running it at the track so he can stop guessing and assuming what he should be running, and find out what he actually runs, and he always gives me the excuse of "Well, I don't run it at the track because I wanna maintain a low profile so no one sees how fast I run so that way people will keep thinkin' I'm slow and then I'll continue to win their money at the street races."

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Eeek ... a stock Mini Cooper S doesn't even deserve a kill story, let alone a "What do you guys think."
Why people think they are fast is beyond me.
have you ever rode a go-kart? when you go 35 MPH on a go-kart, it feels like you're hauling ***
'nuff said....

In all seriousness... dude, you are gonna lose. So many people underestimate those cars, and they are really quite fast. you would probably need a 100 shot to run even with him... especially if he is a manual. Afterall, autos suck, and only a fool races with an auto.
You will kill him even if he gets the jump. Just make sure you don't spin the hell out of your tires. Take of easy and you will lay a whippin' on him like he has never had. Try to get him to go for money.
Race him... but stay even with him while he is WOT... Look at him, smile, wave, and hit it. he will then be able to tell you weren't even trying when you were pacing him, and you might scare the **** out of him when you go WOT right next to him as well. Have fun, and be creative with how you kill him
the whole time. After he's had enough, maybe end of 2nd, get on it one good time and put a few zip codes on him. I make even the crappiest races fun.
the whole time. After he's had enough, maybe end of 2nd, get on it one good time and put a few zip codes on him. I make even the crappiest races fun.I did that to a riced out "something" just the other day. lol
god damn it....i want to see how this **** turned out man WTF?? I want to hear how this ricer reacted to this beating Race his *** 
There are so many kids hoo talk **** at my school that i would race (if i had a car) U prolly have the fastest car in the school parking lot. Atleast i know if i had an LS1 car it would be.


