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Old Apr 12, 2003 | 02:20 PM
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Default Ricers are so slow LOL!!!

ok heres the deal im out in my 89 ford Escort GT.
yeah thats right its an old *** escort and im crusing in it. well, i find this ricer its like an eclispe or something i couldnt tell through all the gay *** stickers and two foot metal wing and all the "shineys". Anways i figue ill give the old escort a run with it well i dont have a muffler on it it fell off (LOL) so he heard me coming about two blocks away. i pull up next to him and revs at me so i rev back and rattle his windows. the light turns green and i jumped out of the hole he drops it trying to keep up and i pull about 3 cars on him before i hit 3 gear well i just casually put it in fifth and slow down from going a WOMPING 58 MPH and the dude gets scared and turns off to a house giving me the fingue

man that must hurt to put all that cash into putting intakes mufflers and filters and shineys and get your *** kicked by an old escort that has striped the inside and added wanna be ram air to the airbox and some spark plug. man i love how stupid ppl are now adays and i cant wait to find him in my Bird <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" />

<img border="0" alt="[chug]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_chug.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[bomb]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_bomb.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[bomb]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_bomb.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[barf]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_barf.gif" />
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Old Apr 12, 2003 | 03:52 PM
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wrong forum, this should be in street racing
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Old Apr 12, 2003 | 05:59 PM
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Default Re: Ricers are so slow LOL!!!

Who care what forum, it's still funny!!! <img border="0" alt="[cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_cheers.gif" />
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Old Apr 13, 2003 | 01:52 PM
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Thanks for the back i thought it was funny too <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" />
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Old Apr 13, 2003 | 07:02 PM
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hell yeah it's funny. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" /> my boy has this turbo couger and a iroc wanted to race my boys junkey car. he took out this iroc by almost a full car.ow, we also got the finger too. nice kill
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 03:50 PM
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Nice kill <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" /> I remember that white thing with the wing. Thats the same punk that has the "street king" sticker on his back bumper. I guess that means the Escort is the "street king" now LOL. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="gr_eek2.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="gr_eek2.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="gr_eek2.gif" />
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Old Apr 16, 2003 | 12:32 AM
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hey I would love to drive like a 93 Iroc they are real nice <img border="0" alt="[barf]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_barf.gif" />
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