WRX jackass
WRX jackass So my younger brother works at this mechanical plant for contractors and such...Well, the bosses son who is my age 23 has a new WRX that he has done some bolt-ons to. Coming from my brother this guy has been going around talking up the **** out of his car and conviencing everyone in the office that it is the fastest car ever!! I myself have witnessed this many times before where i used to work. Anyway, of course my brother opens his mouth up about my car and how he's pretty sure my car would get his WRX. Well as he says this everyone laughs at him b/c everyone has been programmed by months of **** talking from the WRX guy!! 
Long story short my brother came to me beggining to have the Z for the day. So I told him what to look for with NOS and such and to go hand the guy his ***! Needless to say the first run he spun too much and only beat the guy by 2 car by 90mph. Well the guy was totally surprised by this and called for another run and this time my brother says he had a much better run and had about 5 cars on the guy by the same speed and he said after the last run he made the turn back into work and the guy came up and was like "WTF man you didn't tell me it was a sleeper, no way that thing is stock" Now sometime my brother can exaggerate but either way im sure this guy had his *** handed to him! LOL
Long story short my brother came to me beggining to have the Z for the day. So I told him what to look for with NOS and such and to go hand the guy his ***! Needless to say the first run he spun too much and only beat the guy by 2 car by 90mph. Well the guy was totally surprised by this and called for another run and this time my brother says he had a much better run and had about 5 cars on the guy by the same speed and he said after the last run he made the turn back into work and the guy came up and was like "WTF man you didn't tell me it was a sleeper, no way that thing is stock" Now sometime my brother can exaggerate but either way im sure this guy had his *** handed to him! LOL
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Hey ya know, if you're 23 and coming from something like an escort or a cavalier, I bet that wrx does seem pretty fast.
I, on the other hand, Know my TA is slow... It's still faster than everybody else I know though. hah.
I, on the other hand, Know my TA is slow... It's still faster than everybody else I know though. hah.
LoL I hear ya my brother is giving me hell about it...but Just in the last week i've spent $75 in gas!! but I did have to drive much more than usuall. + it has high milage but it shows ABSOLUTLY NO SIGNS OF IT!! The damn thing runs and sounds like new??? 
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Originally Posted by Vertigo
LoL I hear ya my brother is giving me hell about it...but Just in the last week i've spent $75 in gas!! but I did have to drive much more than usuall. + it has high milage but it shows ABSOLUTLY NO SIGNS OF IT!! The damn thing runs and sounds like new??? I finally figured out what my tourqe issues were...bad gas! let me know BBQ if you know anyone interested in a 100K plus LS1..
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Originally Posted by P Mack
Was it an sti?
What I dont understand is this.. Why are they always suprised??? wtf dude your car is slow period... I just dont understand why they dont think they should of lost...I feel sorry for the little guys.. 
Originally Posted by twocam99
not to get off topic, but im thinking about doing the "!BitchInPassengerSeat" mod myself. Man I swear, if a girl even looks at me I get into trouble.
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