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07-10-2005, 02:18 AM
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yea it was funny and im keeping my camera in my car now so i can post up the hillarious pics of these "import tuner" aka " pieces of rice **** " so you all can laugh some more
07-11-2005, 06:53 AM
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LOL thats great man,
ricer: 'can you handel this'
what ricer is thinking:' Ive got 2 inches of hard kok' (via how high)
I love little ***** like that, sure make the world interesting!
http://www.backtalk.org/downshift/cg...date=20040216v
I have always wanted to throw a cage in my subaru #1 to get the body a bit more ridged #2 when i finaly roll the damn thing I wont get crushed and #3 so i can mount a fiew video camras to it so i can catch all the exchanges like this, You guys think you get this **** pritty bad driving f-bods, try driving a slighly modded import. Most ricers have a big chip on there sholder... to the point that they are *** holes to every one but some one with the exact same car as them modded exactly the same way... oh that and so i can get some good footage of 3am snow drift sessions 
ricer: 'can you handel this'
what ricer is thinking:' Ive got 2 inches of hard kok' (via how high)
I love little ***** like that, sure make the world interesting!
http://www.backtalk.org/downshift/cg...date=20040216v
Originally Posted by TKO52
yea it was funny and im keeping my camera in my car now so i can post up the hillarious pics of these "import tuner" aka " pieces of rice **** " so you all can laugh some more
Last edited by cudaeh; 07-11-2005 at 06:59 AM. Reason: because i f*in felt like it
07-11-2005, 02:21 PM
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That's funny. What's the deal with doing a call-out like that to a car that HAS to be faster! lol
Last Friday I pull up to a light and there's this beat-up Geo Prism next to me. The girl in the passenger seat is picking something out of her armpit, so I turn away so as not to embarrass her. Next I hear this guy driving reving the crap out of the car and I look over to see if he is offering to race, but he's hiding behind the girl. I'm in a stock looking '92 Sentra, so I figure i might have a race. I take off at 1/3 throttle and I hear this ratty weak tinny sound just behind me. I keep it at part throttle while he revs first to high heaven and grabs a little rubber going into second (about two cars behind), then he swerves into a parking lot. I couldn't hold back the laughter. I still laugh when i think about it.
Now I know how the big boys feel when running into us imports
Last Friday I pull up to a light and there's this beat-up Geo Prism next to me. The girl in the passenger seat is picking something out of her armpit, so I turn away so as not to embarrass her. Next I hear this guy driving reving the crap out of the car and I look over to see if he is offering to race, but he's hiding behind the girl. I'm in a stock looking '92 Sentra, so I figure i might have a race. I take off at 1/3 throttle and I hear this ratty weak tinny sound just behind me. I keep it at part throttle while he revs first to high heaven and grabs a little rubber going into second (about two cars behind), then he swerves into a parking lot. I couldn't hold back the laughter. I still laugh when i think about it.
Now I know how the big boys feel when running into us imports
07-11-2005, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by b13bliss
Now I know how the big boys feel when running into us imports
07-11-2005, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by cudaeh
yeah but then you die a little inside when you think of all those times you almost had that mustang or kept up with that lt1....
07-11-2005, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by b13bliss
Certainly no one likes to lose, though it is inevitable. I've never been much of a Ford fan, but I grew up on small block Chevy power. The last svt I ran I pulled pretty decently, and the only lt1 I've run I beat by 15mph and .7 in the 1/4. Nothing special, but I like being the underdog.
Yeah i cut my teeth on sbc as well, got rid of all my toy cars and most of my blocks when i piced up my 98 formula ..... well i think my go-kart is doing me good... I used to be way too compeditive with the v8's. now im just all about fun. still hate loosing to my sisters stock grand am but hey shes got 2 more cylinders on me
Ill see her come winter 
07-12-2005, 04:16 PM
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I can't handle ricers. Thats why I started a car club called Import Patrol, There is about 5 T/A and 3 Camaro's in it. Just rip these guys apart. But there is a great phrase
"Honda racing is like the specials olympics, even a retard could win"
"Honda racing is like the specials olympics, even a retard could win"
07-12-2005, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by ImportPatrolWS6
I can't handle ricers. Thats why I started a car club called Import Patrol, There is about 5 T/A and 3 Camaro's in it. Just rip these guys apart. But there is a great phrase
"Honda racing is like the specials olympics, even a retard could win"
"Honda racing is like the specials olympics, even a retard could win"
07-12-2005, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by TKO52
im not bragging by any means and no that this is not "nice kill" but i had to share it for how hillarious it was
A celica pulls next to me at a light with his primer gray body kit and huge metal wing and yells to me " you cant handle this ****" so i look at him and say " yea i know that wing must give u like 600 hp " after that he lets his bumble bee exsaust roar and when the light turned green i left his sorry *** and gave him the finger. So i make it to the next red light and he yells " f*** you " and turns right at the light.
What a piece of ****
A celica pulls next to me at a light with his primer gray body kit and huge metal wing and yells to me " you cant handle this ****" so i look at him and say " yea i know that wing must give u like 600 hp " after that he lets his bumble bee exsaust roar and when the light turned green i left his sorry *** and gave him the finger. So i make it to the next red light and he yells " f*** you " and turns right at the light.
What a piece of ****
Thats about the time i pull the ol diesel up on the left side and give him a shot of unburnt #2 diesel. Pop it into neutral, turn the chip up and hammer the throttle a couple times and i can blackout the car next to me, that usually fills the car with a nice black lung causin cloud. And boy o boy does that pissem off!
07-12-2005, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by ImportPatrolWS6
I can't handle ricers. Thats why I started a car club called Import Patrol, There is about 5 T/A and 3 Camaro's in it. Just rip these guys apart. But there is a great phrase
"Honda racing is like the specials olympics, even a retard could win"
"Honda racing is like the specials olympics, even a retard could win"
07-12-2005, 07:34 PM
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this is the only owned pic I have on my computer and its perfect.. there used to be a picture with that kid crossing a finish line with that written on it ^^^^^^
07-12-2005, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by orange01z28
The way I've heard it phrased is even funnier, "Racing in a Honda is like the Special Olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded."
the real question is would you rather be retarded or drive a honda?
07-12-2005, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by greatskiiiier
all ricers are a$$holes, you ment some tuners are a$$holes
Originally Posted by 98SuperSport
the real question is would you rather be retarded or drive a honda?
but im just pimp enough to pull it off.
07-14-2005, 05:19 PM
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The other day I saw a car with a spoiler made out of a 2x4.
I kid you not. It wasn't even painted or anything... just a plank of wood nailed on to a couple of rails. I love all cars, domestic and import, but I think a little part of me died when I saw that.
I kid you not. It wasn't even painted or anything... just a plank of wood nailed on to a couple of rails. I love all cars, domestic and import, but I think a little part of me died when I saw that.
07-14-2005, 06:30 PM
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good god If you're going to make one yourself then don't do it at all
I also love how they put their bodykits on without painting it like a green bumper yellow side skirts ect. I guess thats the new trend nowadays
I also love how they put their bodykits on without painting it like a green bumper yellow side skirts ect. I guess thats the new trend nowadays
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Originally Posted by Iroc313
good god If you're going to make one yourself then don't do it at all
I also love how they put their bodykits on without painting it like a green bumper yellow side skirts ect. I guess thats the new trend nowadays
I also love how they put their bodykits on without painting it like a green bumper yellow side skirts ect. I guess thats the new trend nowadays
) on my car if i cant afford to paint it... and thats a bs excuse "well im going to be taking it in to get the whole car painted when i finish doing all the body work...... ok so then why isn't it primer? 