neighbor girl bought a 99 TA, thinks she fast/hot sh*t now..
Same opinion, get her !! 
08-30-2005, 01:49 AM
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ive been in this type of situation many times, try one of these methods.
when your talking to your neighbor(girl) tell her that her boyfriend cant drive thats why he's afraid to race. that will surely get him as she will go tell him what you said and he will have to race to show his girl hes not a toolbox., then when he looses she will leave him for you :-P
..or.. my personal favorite, kidnap the girl make her boyfriend chase you, and if he cant keep up, then their you go. that counts as a win... =]
either way i wouldnt waste your time with them, obviously there fools.
but its just a matter of time before they ask you, and when they do, casually say 'nahh'
then bait them till they wanna run for money then take 'em for all there worth! and take his lady out for a nice steak dinner. =D
.........im retarted...
when your talking to your neighbor(girl) tell her that her boyfriend cant drive thats why he's afraid to race. that will surely get him as she will go tell him what you said and he will have to race to show his girl hes not a toolbox., then when he looses she will leave him for you :-P
..or.. my personal favorite, kidnap the girl make her boyfriend chase you, and if he cant keep up, then their you go. that counts as a win... =]
either way i wouldnt waste your time with them, obviously there fools.
but its just a matter of time before they ask you, and when they do, casually say 'nahh'
then bait them till they wanna run for money then take 'em for all there worth! and take his lady out for a nice steak dinner. =D
.........im retarted...
08-30-2005, 09:39 AM
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well the neighbor pissed me off again, she stops over and I ask her to race. She said she wont cause she knows my car is faster and will run a 14.00 flat.....
UGH... If my car ran a 14, i would kick it in the *** and buy an Aveo... I might get a 14 time if I shifted using the 1-4 skip shift!!!
I hate people that do something once and then think their gods about it!!
UGH... If my car ran a 14, i would kick it in the *** and buy an Aveo... I might get a 14 time if I shifted using the 1-4 skip shift!!!
I hate people that do something once and then think their gods about it!!
08-30-2005, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ibanez7
well the neighbor pissed me off again, she stops over and I ask her to race. She said she wont cause she knows my car is faster and will run a 14.00 flat.....
UGH... If my car ran a 14, i would kick it in the *** and buy an Aveo... I might get a 14 time if I shifted using the 1-4 skip shift!!!
I hate people that do something once and then think their gods about it!!
UGH... If my car ran a 14, i would kick it in the *** and buy an Aveo... I might get a 14 time if I shifted using the 1-4 skip shift!!!
I hate people that do something once and then think their gods about it!!
follow my instructions or kick her in the face, both have similar results.
08-30-2005, 01:23 PM
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LOL... her new car is giving her problems now that her and her bf cant figure it out. So now she is asking me to look at it.
I might just take her for a scary ride in my z....
I might just take her for a scary ride in my z....
08-30-2005, 02:15 PM
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You can give people like that all the advice you can give and they still wont listen until they hear it from a another source they find on their own. I know some one that is the same way, and tried to help him put a carb'd 350 in his 2.8 fuel injected camaro. I just cost me money and gave me head aches.
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Originally Posted by JD_AMG
Haha, as long as shes got that SLP maf, shes not going to be going very quick...
just kidding around 
08-31-2005, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by ibanez7
LOL... her new car is giving her problems now that her and her bf cant figure it out. So now she is asking me to look at it.
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her BF claims to be a muscle car guru, yet she has a turn signal light that doesnt always work, and finally just quit. Meaning it more then likely a burnt out filiment. Well she asked me to take a look at it cause he claims the new cars are too tough to work on, but the muscle cars are no prob. Goddamn idiot, for one its a damn light, two; engines are engines if you can build a old muscle you should beable to fix minor probs on a new car!
08-31-2005, 01:01 PM
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if she was a hotty, i'd race her for some...
since her car is messing up, i'd charge her an outrageous amount of money just nto look at it.
$50 diagnostic road test
$20 read PCM
$20 to tell her what to replace
even more for you to fix it yourself.
if she's ugly, charge her for a "chip instal", buy a fifty cent bag of chips and put one chip under her seat.
since her car is messing up, i'd charge her an outrageous amount of money just nto look at it.
$50 diagnostic road test
$20 read PCM
$20 to tell her what to replace
even more for you to fix it yourself.
if she's ugly, charge her for a "chip instal", buy a fifty cent bag of chips and put one chip under her seat.
08-31-2005, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by craparo
damn at Union grove huh, too bad I'm not around home right now 
I dunno why people say you run bad times there, I ran excellent times at that track for the 2 or so years I've used it...
I dunno why people say you run bad times there, I ran excellent times at that track for the 2 or so years I've used it...
but...
Ya to bad you arent. It would be nice to have another nice car around me and I could detail urs too seeing im sure its pretty dirty. lol. Maybe I'll head up to the track and see what the outcome of this is.
I ran full intake and full exhuast and ran the following times:
14.4@112 and 14.1@109 lol... (This because I was running on bald *** 245/50/16 lol) I have a 99 M6 Camaro!
I couldnt hook as you could tell!
Goodluck and go hand this bitch her ***! If the girl is hot, show her that her bf is a dumbass and take her bitch *** off his stupid honda civic liking ***!
08-31-2005, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by ibanez7
her BF claims to be a muscle car guru, yet she has a turn signal light that doesnt always work, and finally just quit. Meaning it more then likely a burnt out filiment. Well she asked me to take a look at it cause he claims the new cars are too tough to work on, but the muscle cars are no prob. Goddamn idiot, for one its a damn light, two; engines are engines if you can build a old muscle you should beable to fix minor probs on a new car!
then when u finaly work it in to race, SPANK HER *** AND LAUGH IN HER FACE!
h4w h4w h4w!!!!
