How good it feels
How good it feels Let me begin by saying I have just recently returned to the wonderful world of racing. I took a break in 99. Racing kinda stops for a while when the ol' lady starts squeezing out **** trophies. But needless to say I am back and it feels great. I have searched long and hard for a ready made bad *** car. LOL! And oh how I found one. It came in the flavor of an 02 SS 408 stroker with a 200 shot saftey net.I just purchased the car from necrocannible on ls1tech. I just returned from Memphis from picking it up. But while I was up there I drove over to Nashville and let my wife see the sights. She is from Germany and hasn'y got to see much. BUt anyway.At one point and time I dug into it mid 1st to the top of second. As the acceleration grew so did the smile on my face. That was until I saw the look on my wife's face. She had turned a pallid white. I slowed down to ask if she liked the acceleration?(knowing full damn well I was about to get my *** reamed) She catches her breath as I'm holding mine and says in a very serious voice " you ever do that again with me in the ******* car divorce papers will be on the table the next day." I laugh at her and she flips me the bird. So we go through the weekend having a good time.
But what was about to happen today I would have never guessed would of happened. We are driving back to Tulsa and I am telling her what a joy the car is and how good it feels to have all that power to command. I am trying to sell her on driving the car. I know she would fall in love as soon as she did. I mean after all I met her in Germany when I was stationed there and she used to ride motorcycles. WOMEN!! Right? So after a lengthy debate she agrees to drive at the next rest stop. SO we pull over and she gets out to go in and pay while I pump. And God damn the luck!!!! an 03ish Cobra with that color shifting paint drives in. As he passes by he shoots me a rev and I hear that beautiful yet intimidating whine of a blower. He goes around to the other side of the station and my heart starts pounding. I pop the hatch and open the bottle. And as I am opening the bottle I am thinking "It'll be worth the divorce." So I finish pumping fuel and I wait for her to return. And I wait. and I wait. I was like GOD DAMN IT!!!! Women!! where the hell are you? The little snake is going to get away! So I go in looking for her. I look around and don't see her. Then I hear the car start up and that beautiful thump of the cam. I look out and sure enough she is in the damn car. Damn my stupid *** for giving her the extra set of keys.
I go outside and ask her if she really feels like driving and tell her I feel bad for pressing her so hard to drive. She wouldn't you know becomes super reasonable and says of all things I was right. Never saw that one coming in a million years. At that I decided to quit while I was ahead. I sat my *** down in the seat and we start pulling off. Then it occured to me "The nitrous is on!! Oh ****!!" To late now we're moving and I didn't want to start a fight by telling her what I had done. I felt I was secure. So we start to pull out only to have this Idiot and his girl friend in that Cobra zoom in front of us cutting us off. I could see his hot girl friend laughing at the stunt he pulled. He pops the clutch and fish tails out into the street kicking little rocks at my new car. At that point I thought hell with the race, I,m just gonna just kick his ***. My wife shoots out after him telling me to just calm down. And damn the luck again we pull up to a light together. I look over and his **** girl friend is motioning us to roll down the window. (you can not see into the car because of the tint.) So my wife does. He looks over and laughingly says" Ahh to bad. I wish you where driving so I might have the chance to have a good race." My wife's back went ridged and she asked what the **** was that supposed to mean? He then proceeded to tell her" Don't get your panties in a bunch honey. I meant it is obvious it's not your car because a woman more than likely can't drive something like that the way it should be driven." I was liking where this was going. Especially after she said "Is that right?" So the light turns green and he hauls off to the highway on ramp and my wife calmly follows. We get up to speed and we are driving along. I look over and her tongue is working over the inside of her cheeck. I ask "honey are you pissed?" Sure enough she was. She looks at me then and says" be honest with me. If I drive right and don't miss a shift can I take him?" Oh sweet jesus!!!! What words could sound better to a guy other than honey let's haVE A THREESOME. I look at her and tell her I honestly don't know. I was pretty sure but at this point I was worried about that 200 shot sitting there that activates at WOT.
At that point she catches up to the bastard and his bitch girl friend and gives them some rev's. We slow down to about forty and the girl yells on 3. As I am explaining what that means he starts honking. On the 3rd beep he smashes it and that thing rockets off. Then my wife nails the **** out of the pedal. The revs instantly shoot up. The car lurches forward as the wheels spin. My wife has this devilish grin on her face. Let me say this. My honey can bang those gears. She feathered the pedal to help with the spin and caught traction. Bang! She nails 3rd gear. The car gets a little squirrly but she stays in it. I see my life flash before my eyes as I watch my wife flog the 600 rwhp beast like she was possesed herself. Then I notice we are not just pulling on the mustang which took a 4 car lead on the jump. but we are running it down like a cat in the street. Bang! she hits forth gear. We are well into the triple didgets and she is showing no mercy. The mustang by the time she let off the hammer must have been 10 cars back. Strangely enough he never caught back up to us. We get down the road a bit and she looks over at me and says" I don't ever want to be in this car when you hit the nitrous." I laughed at that point and bravely shut the **** up. I drove that car over 500 miles and didn't even catch a wiff of a race!! She got the first kill! And when we got home she got out of the car turned around and blew it a kiss. Oh yeah and to complete the picture. My wife is smoking hot herself. What more could a guy ask for?
But what was about to happen today I would have never guessed would of happened. We are driving back to Tulsa and I am telling her what a joy the car is and how good it feels to have all that power to command. I am trying to sell her on driving the car. I know she would fall in love as soon as she did. I mean after all I met her in Germany when I was stationed there and she used to ride motorcycles. WOMEN!! Right? So after a lengthy debate she agrees to drive at the next rest stop. SO we pull over and she gets out to go in and pay while I pump. And God damn the luck!!!! an 03ish Cobra with that color shifting paint drives in. As he passes by he shoots me a rev and I hear that beautiful yet intimidating whine of a blower. He goes around to the other side of the station and my heart starts pounding. I pop the hatch and open the bottle. And as I am opening the bottle I am thinking "It'll be worth the divorce." So I finish pumping fuel and I wait for her to return. And I wait. and I wait. I was like GOD DAMN IT!!!! Women!! where the hell are you? The little snake is going to get away! So I go in looking for her. I look around and don't see her. Then I hear the car start up and that beautiful thump of the cam. I look out and sure enough she is in the damn car. Damn my stupid *** for giving her the extra set of keys.
I go outside and ask her if she really feels like driving and tell her I feel bad for pressing her so hard to drive. She wouldn't you know becomes super reasonable and says of all things I was right. Never saw that one coming in a million years. At that I decided to quit while I was ahead. I sat my *** down in the seat and we start pulling off. Then it occured to me "The nitrous is on!! Oh ****!!" To late now we're moving and I didn't want to start a fight by telling her what I had done. I felt I was secure. So we start to pull out only to have this Idiot and his girl friend in that Cobra zoom in front of us cutting us off. I could see his hot girl friend laughing at the stunt he pulled. He pops the clutch and fish tails out into the street kicking little rocks at my new car. At that point I thought hell with the race, I,m just gonna just kick his ***. My wife shoots out after him telling me to just calm down. And damn the luck again we pull up to a light together. I look over and his **** girl friend is motioning us to roll down the window. (you can not see into the car because of the tint.) So my wife does. He looks over and laughingly says" Ahh to bad. I wish you where driving so I might have the chance to have a good race." My wife's back went ridged and she asked what the **** was that supposed to mean? He then proceeded to tell her" Don't get your panties in a bunch honey. I meant it is obvious it's not your car because a woman more than likely can't drive something like that the way it should be driven." I was liking where this was going. Especially after she said "Is that right?" So the light turns green and he hauls off to the highway on ramp and my wife calmly follows. We get up to speed and we are driving along. I look over and her tongue is working over the inside of her cheeck. I ask "honey are you pissed?" Sure enough she was. She looks at me then and says" be honest with me. If I drive right and don't miss a shift can I take him?" Oh sweet jesus!!!! What words could sound better to a guy other than honey let's haVE A THREESOME. I look at her and tell her I honestly don't know. I was pretty sure but at this point I was worried about that 200 shot sitting there that activates at WOT.
At that point she catches up to the bastard and his bitch girl friend and gives them some rev's. We slow down to about forty and the girl yells on 3. As I am explaining what that means he starts honking. On the 3rd beep he smashes it and that thing rockets off. Then my wife nails the **** out of the pedal. The revs instantly shoot up. The car lurches forward as the wheels spin. My wife has this devilish grin on her face. Let me say this. My honey can bang those gears. She feathered the pedal to help with the spin and caught traction. Bang! She nails 3rd gear. The car gets a little squirrly but she stays in it. I see my life flash before my eyes as I watch my wife flog the 600 rwhp beast like she was possesed herself. Then I notice we are not just pulling on the mustang which took a 4 car lead on the jump. but we are running it down like a cat in the street. Bang! she hits forth gear. We are well into the triple didgets and she is showing no mercy. The mustang by the time she let off the hammer must have been 10 cars back. Strangely enough he never caught back up to us. We get down the road a bit and she looks over at me and says" I don't ever want to be in this car when you hit the nitrous." I laughed at that point and bravely shut the **** up. I drove that car over 500 miles and didn't even catch a wiff of a race!! She got the first kill! And when we got home she got out of the car turned around and blew it a kiss. Oh yeah and to complete the picture. My wife is smoking hot herself. What more could a guy ask for?
damn you lucky SOB! i would give my right nut for a woman like that! the one woman i've been with since i've had my car is the one that basically called me a tard for buying it (im not with her anymore it didn't work out 
) but damn nice kill on the cobra i wonder what they thought when they got owned by your wife 
i dont know about you guys but one of the biggest turn on's is a woman that knows how to work a stick
) but damn nice kill on the cobra i wonder what they thought when they got owned by your wife i dont know about you guys but one of the biggest turn on's is a woman that knows how to work a stick hey guys. The funny thing about this is she will bitch when I do it. This was not typical behavior for her. It used to be. But her normal excuse is we have kids now. But yes it was a moment that brings a tear of pride to the eye.
excellent read and congrats on the new car. I'm slowing breaking my woman into the whole drag racing scene. I know she has the killer instinct if provoked and the blonde hair and blue eyes will certainly throw a few people off. She drove my car once without the juice and just simply said "its an animal". I can imagine yours is much much more of one. Congrats again and make sure you take the spare keys, or else your gonna have quite a tire bill.
-Brian
-Brian
Trending Topics
LS1 Tech Stories
The Best V8 Stories One Small Block at Time
Gas Monkey Built a 6-Wheel Ferrari Testarossa With a Corvette LT4 Engine
Verdad Gallardo
7 Most Reliable High-Performance Engines GM Has Ever Built
Verdad Gallardo
Amazing '71 Camaro Restomod Is Modern Muscle Car Under the Skin
Verdad Gallardo
6 Common C5 Corvette Failures and What's Involved In Repairing Them
Pouria Savadkouei
Retro Modern Bandit Pontiac Trans AM Comes With Burt Reynolds' Autograph
Verdad Gallardo
Top 10 Greatest Cadillac V Series Performance Models Ever, Ranked
Pouria Savadkouei
Top 10 Most Powerful Chevy Trucks Ever Made!
Hennessey's New Supercharged Silverado ZR2 Has 700 HP
Verdad Gallardo
Coachbuilt N2A Anteros Is an LS2-Powered C6 Corvette In Italian Clothes
Verdad Gallardo
Pics huh? Damn my dumb monkeys ***! I dont know how to do that. BUt on yahoo chat she has a pic on her profile p_hickok is her. Yes Necro it is a scary ******* beast. Funny, remember how bitchy she was when I picked the car up? It's all good now.LOL Send me pics of yer new ride too.
Alright here it is fella's. My ol' lady. the pic is 6 mo's old. remember 2 **** trophies later. Not a mark on the chassy.http://us.f313.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Sho...ox#attachments
Dang! Congrats on the purchase! I was doing everything I could to get the $$$$ together to buy it myself. I new when I opened the thread the exact car you purchased.
Great Kill & story.
My little hawk will be there soon. Planned 465 to 480 motor only rwhp then a 250 shot just for insurance. Also considering a turbo set up to achieve 600 to 900 rwhp. It's time to make my car fly.
Again, Great kill & story. Congrats on the purchase.
Great Kill & story.
My little hawk will be there soon. Planned 465 to 480 motor only rwhp then a 250 shot just for insurance. Also considering a turbo set up to achieve 600 to 900 rwhp. It's time to make my car fly.
Again, Great kill & story. Congrats on the purchase.
Everything I'm reading states Turbo is the way to go. The only thing I need miracle grow for is the $$$$$$ tree. The darn thing can't grow fast enough. Can't seem to get the link to the pics to work. Guess I'm either stupid (doubtful) or it just ain't working.