Ha ha ha, good jokes guys. I really dont care what yall think. So keep the jokes comin i get bored at work and could use a good laugh. BTW did anyone that lives in Texas go to the Dallas Autorama? I got pics and should post them soon, if anyones interested.

 

bust a bitch is a u turn.................... lol

 

"Bustin' a bitch..." What the hell is that? How is that a u-turn? And who gave a wankster a Camaro. Shouldn't he be driving a civic or something?

 

Haha I believe the proper terminology is "Wigga"

 

Also calling out all of Texas against a stalled and spray LS1 isnt the brightest idea as there are soooooo many sick cars there that would eat your buddies SS alive...

 

If this was directed at me its okay. I know, I know your POS WS6 LT1 dont look near as good or is as fast as my self proclaimed WS7...You know what? inform yourself before making such a stupid first post as that one...WS7 IS NOT a build code, is a make up package for those of us who have a Ram Air style hood

Oh and welcome to the site.....

To the first poster here....BULLSHIT!

 

TX99LS1: I'm sure you're about tired of taking **** from people... so why don't you just own up to the lie. And maybe you will have a chance at a decent reputation on this board, or you can just be an idiot, create a new name... and avoid making posts about Slaughtering Vipers in fairly light modified LS1's. There is just no way you were racing two Vipers around DFW. I could see you racing them, but I just can't see it going about in the way you describe. Plus the mods you list on your car, and your friends... are well... strange, honestly... you already messed up an stated your car had 3.08 gears, and now your saying it has 2.73's? At that point, you've already lost most of your credability.

Basically just give up, admit to being an idiot and making up a story, or extremly exaggerating it. And take the boards for what they are worth, this is a great place for information. Ideas, suggestions, and an overall good time, looking and experiencing what the board has to offer for we owners. Don't be a fool.

Oh by the way, I smoked a gay rodeo clown last night, who happend to be driving a Ford GT. I raced him from a 140-190 MPH roll in my 93 Z, basically stock... with 2.73 and 3.08 gears, weird setup huh?

Sorry couldn't resist throwing in one remark lol.

 

To the thread starter, Yo ***** dis shzzt is Bogus bro. On tha reeelll youz a joke" Boy.

My Crew busten bitchs like U Yo, Wazzz up dog wana race my dogs' Civic Yo.

Lol LOCK THIS THREAD ITS A JOKE

 

 

Im surprised no one else has heard of a u turn called that....... am I the only one?


An SRT-10 only putting 1 1/2 cars on a 2.73 car from a roll sounds fishy..... even if the viper driver was having a hard time with his down shift.....

 

I stand corrected.

 

Ive heard the term "flip a bitch" used to describe a u-turn. Thats common. Never bust a bitch though, probably just the new lingo.

Anyhoo, this would be more beleiveable if it was an older 410hp Viper. SRT10, not so much.

 

There has to be a site out there for this kid, and if theres not he should start one called "I'mafuckincompuliveliar.com". Let's all pitch in and pay for this kid to get neutered so he doesn't breed little delinquints as retarded as himself. You were called out on your ignorance here, but you didn't stop, you proceded to take it to another thread...
REPENT..... and you might be forgiven. Your best bet is to own up and stop making up stories or even heavily over exagerrating them. In the "street racing and kill stories" section you are granted very little if any poetic liscense (that means you can't exaggerate so much). Now be a good boy and say your sorry for the lies you told!

 

Sounds like a load that shoulda been swallowed.

 

Ok Ok... I may have exagerated alittle bit but almost all of it's true, and if you ever met me you wouldn't call me a "wigga". And yes i do own 2 F-Bodies, I have drove nothing but Camaro's since i was able to drive. I am a hardcore to the bone Camaro/Trans am fan and always have been. And all of you are ******** for shooting me down. There are some real idiots on here that don't deserve to be. I guess im not "respected" because im a new member or my car isn't fast enough, but yall are forgetting what this forum is all about. It's about sharing your love for F-Bodies and sharing info and new ideas. Some of my story wasn't true but when i wrote that i had just got home when that happened and I wus a little excited(it's not everyday that you get to see a Viper let alone race them). So there you have it the cards are on the table. what else do you want of me or am i just a joke to all of you now?

 

Nobody respects you because you lied on the internet about a race to make total strangers think you're cool. Right, this website is for sharing ideas and info..not making up bullshit stories about races. You wouldn't have got any **** had you come on here and been like "I raced a viper today and it killed me." Everyone probably would have just commented about how lucky you were to see/race a viper. But nope, instead of just telling the truth you had to come up in here and spread a bunch of ****. :down:

 

Come on guys the kid is only what 18? Or thats my guess. How many of us havent exaggerated about racing somebody when we were in high school? I did it and i drove the ls6 chevelle listed in my sig. in high school. I dont know why i had to lie,nobody stood a chance anyway!

 

Haha honestly man its no big deal, just gotta roll witht he punches and know that if you post bullshit stories then you will get called out and **** on. As long as you post factual stuff or ask intelligent questions no one is going to disrespect you or think your a joke. Welcome to the board though!

 

I think you learned your lesson. I can def. understand exaggerating alittle, but just a little. So welcome to the board just don't do it again cause i'm pretty sure you'll get the same thing again. And yeah it is pretty friggin' cool that you got to drive next/behind/"race"/ and get killed by a viper, so nice death.

 

You sure that's what it means?
You weren't you here when Ron (Kimchee & Rice aka Tin Indian) made them.